Speaking of toads.
A wife goes to a petshop to purchase a gift for her husband. She wants to keep the purchase below $50.00.
She can't seem to find anything in that range and asks the clerk for assistance.
He tells the woman he has a gift he may like and takes her to the back of the store.
He opens a box and inside is a huge toad.
She looks at the clerk in amazement. A toad?
He says yes. It's an amazing toad. It gives great oral sex to both males and females.
If he doesn't like, bring it back and I'll refund your money.
She takes the toad home and presents it to her husband. He looks at her in disbelief but accepts the gift.
She goes to bed and hears commotion in the kitchen, waking her.
She goes downstairs and she sees the toad on the counter with an open cookbook.
She asks her husband what is going on and he says.
If I can teach this toad to cook, you are out of here.