Broad Asked Me My Sign... I Am Embarrassed to Say Capricorn... I Tell Her I am More Aquarius...

[Snouter]

She said she was a Libra...I checked the sex element on some astrological websites to see if we are compatible and would bang it like crazy (which I know we WOOD) But I am getting mixed info! My penis is so ******* confused.

 

[MisterBeale]

By the four winds, just stay the hell away from a Libra. The only way you could do worse is to get mixed up with a Scorpio. In fact, if they are born in October, just stay the hell away. Run.

 

[Mousterian]

Don't listen to him, Snots! with a personality like yours, you gotta grab anything you can get your hands on...