British Church Leaders Want Government to Ban Pointy Knives

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As the Prophet Orwell foretold, Great Britain is now referred to as Air Strip One as that is all it’s good for now.

British Church Leaders Want Government to Ban Pointy Knives

 

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Suddenly, Monty Python is prophetic.

 

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Suddenly, Monty Python is prophetic.

Soon, Funny Walks will be mandatory.

 

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As the Prophet Orwell foretold, Great Britain is now referred to as Air Strip One as that is all it’s good for now.

British Church Leaders Want Government to Ban Pointy Knives

All carving and steak knives should be turned into the government. The government will set up meat carving stations where meat is cut into bite-sized pieces for the public. To work at a meat carving station, you must have a month long background check. Darts should also be considered for serious control. This is a positive thing as it will create more jobs.