BREAKING: The PM of Hearth and McDonald Islands is negotiating the lifting of tariffs at the White House right now.

[Crepitus]

 

[TemplarKormac]

At least the penguin has better manners than Zelensky?

(Just keep in mind, I don't approve of how that went down, they all share the blame)

 

[IM2]

At least the penguin has better manners than Zelensky?

(Just keep in mind, I don't approve of how that went down, they all share the blame)

Zalensky was not the one with bad manners.

 

[White 6]

At least the penguin has better manners than Zelensky?

(Just keep in mind, I don't approve of how that went down, they all share the blame)

For placing tariff on an island inhabited by penguins?

 

[TemplarKormac]

Zalensky was not the one with bad manners.

No no. In any negative situation you reflexively place all the blame on Trump no matter the behavior of the other parties involved. But this is a satire thread. Moving on.

 

[TemplarKormac]

For placing tariff on an island inhabited by penguins?

What are you talking about?

 

[White 6]

What are you talking about?

https://www.npr.org/2025/04/03/nx-s1-5350897/trump-tariffs-heard-mcdonald-remote-islands

 

[IM2]

No no. In any negative situation you reflexively place all the blame on Trump no matter the behavior of the other parties involved. But this is a satire thread. Moving on.

I watched what went on. Now STHU.

 

[TemplarKormac]

https://www.npr.org/2025/04/03/nx-s1-5350897/trump-tariffs-heard-mcdonald-remote-islands

They are an Australian territory. Australia. This doesn't sound like he's tariffing uninhabited islands.

Then again, he needs to put tariffs on North Sentinel Island. Time to introduce them to modern civilization!

 

[TemplarKormac]

I watched what went on. Now STHU.

I did too. It was stupid. Trump was stupid, Zelensky was stupid. But Trump started it. Total shitshow.

And why so emotional? This is supposed to be a lighthearted thread.

Oh well. As punishment, I'm putting a 5000% tariff on the humor in this thread. Thanks IM!

 

[1srelluc]

Not bad for a leftist.

 

[Crepitus]

At least the penguin has better manners than Zelensky?

Really? Neither Zelensky not the penguin actually shat the chair, while Couchboi definitely did and it's always a possibility with Cheeto Jesus.

 

[Crepitus]

What are you talking about?

No one but penguins live on the Heard McDonalds Islands, yet they got a 10% tariff.

 

[IM2]

I did too. It was stupid. Trump was stupid, Zelensky was stupid. But Trump started it. Total shitshow.

And why so emotional? This is supposed to be a lighthearted thread.

Oh well. As punishment, I'm putting a 5000% tariff on the humor in this thread. Thanks IM!

Drop the both sides bs. Both Trump and Vance were a-holes. They embarrassed America.

 

[IM2]

There is nothing funny about trump.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Really? Neither Zelensky not the penguin actually shat the chair, while Couchboi definitely did and it's always a possibility with Cheeto Jesus.