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It's f'd up because Republicans have NO sense of humor! And, the debates are politics and the zingers are a political topic since Romney plans to use them. Sheesh!
It's not 'politics'.
A bunch of copy and pastes from twitter is, despite your desperation, not 'politics'. It's just a bunch of shit from one side.... Try running a search on #ObamaDebateLines.
Typical incorrect republican accusations. A few are from twitter and most are my own. If you don't believe me, google them and if anything pulls up you'll see they were likely posted by me (unless a few people may have used a few elewhere). Get a life and a sense of humor!
It's f'd up because Republicans have NO sense of humor! And, the debates are politics and the zingers are a political topic since Romney plans to use them. Sheesh!
It's not 'politics'.
A bunch of copy and pastes from twitter is, despite your desperation, not 'politics'. It's just a bunch of shit from one side.... Try running a search on #ObamaDebateLines.
Typical incorrect republican accusations. A few are from twitter and most are my own. If you don't believe me, google them and if anything pulls up you'll see they were likely posted by me (unless a few people may have used a few elewhere). Get a life and a sense of humor
It's f'd up because Republicans have NO sense of humor! And, the debates are politics and the zingers are a political topic since Romney plans to use them. Sheesh!
It's f'd up because Republicans have NO sense of humor! And, the debates are politics and the zingers are a political topic since Romney plans to use them. Sheesh!
if we would do the same thing with Obama you guys would be screaming racism
Obama stole my bad, I mean good, no bad health care idea
Mr. Moderator, can I buy a vowel?
Whatever he just said, I said it first and I stand by that!
Ann is a stay at 5 homes mom
Obamacare. I built that!
Kenya believe my opponent ruined the economy?
I Was So Poor At College .I Had To Sell Some Of My Offshore Hedge Fund Certificates
*Waving hand wildly in the air* I know the answer to that even though my opponent doesn't. *smug look* Blind trusts are a ruse..... oh, wait, wait it's The national debt stupid! Oh, no wait, wait, that should be "WHAT IS the national debt? Maybe I should have chosen blind trusts for 500?
That's my final answer and whatever it was, I stand by it!
Mr. Obama has too many details. It is very confusing. I stand by that, whatever it was!
Well, as I've said before, blind trusts are a ruse. That's why I have one!
53% of the American people are quite intelligent and I stand by that too!
I have no disorder *twitching and blinking*
Listen, I cover both sides of an issue, just in case. I think. I don't want to be specific because people won't vote for me then; my wife Ann says so!
I will have my opponent know that I support our military. I'm an honorary state trooper! I can show you my uniform!
My plan for the Middle East is to......bomb, er ah, the bomb!
I will bet my opponent $10,000 that I have more money than he does! So obviously I'm better at math for the wealthy than he is!
I'm not concerned about poor people for they will be poor always! They have a safety net if you can visualize that big fishing net in the sky.
Listen, my whole family is patriotic. My sons, especially who didn't serve in the military but who are showing their patriotism by helping me get elected. As my wife says about other republicans criticizing me, "You get out there in the political trenches and see how hard it is! Or some such thing as that! Elegantly stated to boot!"
My first executive order on day one will be a mandate for roll-down windows on airplanes. Heck, what's more important? A pressurized cabin or being able to inhale that fresh low level oxygen at 30,000 ft? Sheesh!
I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed but I have that $350,000 that I make weekly to tide me over.
Oh, that was just hilarious. Obama has to be careful he doesn't hit Mitt too hard or people might feel sympathetic.
On the other hand, Mitt Romney and his campaign has lied so often and so much, he has to be careful he doesn't end up debating the moderator. The moderator will be even more prepared than either candidate.
It's not 'politics'.
A bunch of copy and pastes from twitter is, despite your desperation, not 'politics'. It's just a bunch of shit from one side.... Try running a search on #ObamaDebateLines.
Typical incorrect republican accusations. A few are from twitter and most are my own. If you don't believe me, google them and if anything pulls up you'll see they were likely posted by me (unless a few people may have used a few elewhere). Get a life and a sense of humor!
Liar, and liar. Most are not your own, they're all over twitter... and, I am not a Republican. I don't do parties - only brain dead morons join parties.
how about this one.... #RomneyDebateLines "If you couldn't handle clearing up Bush's mess, what makes you think you can clean up the mess you made?"
You are insane! I said most were mine. All but about 7 or so are mine. No wonder you are a Romney fan. You believe things that aren't true or aren't there. Think what you like but mos of them are mine!
All of these are mine originally posted here at this link. And btw do you know how things get on twitter a lot of the time? People copy them and put them there.
Romney Zingers I made up
Mr. Moderator, can I buy a vowel?
*Waving hand wildly in the air* I know the answer to that even though my opponent doesn't. *smug look* Blind trusts are a ruse..... oh, wait, wait it's The national debt stupid! Oh, no wait, wait, that should be "WHAT IS the national debt? Maybe I should have chosen blind trusts for 500?
That's my final answer and whatever it was, I stand by it!
Mr. Obama has too many details. It is very confusing. I stand by that, whatever it was!
Well, as I've said before, blind trusts are a ruse. That's why I have one!
53% of the American people are quite intelligent and I stand by that too!
I have no disorder *twitching and blinking*
Listen, I cover both sides of an issue, just in case. I think. I don't want to be specific because people won't vote for me then; my wife Ann says so!
I will have my opponent know that I support our military. I'm an honorary state trooper! I can show you my uniform!
My plan for the Middle East is to......bomb, er ah, the bomb!
I will bet my opponent $10,000 that I have more money than he does! So obviously I'm better at math for the wealthy than he is!
I'm not concerned about poor people for they will be poor always! They have a safety net if you can visualize that big fishing net in the sky.
Listen, my whole family is patriotic. My sons, especially who didn't serve in the military but who are showing their patriotism by helping me get elected. As my wife says about other republicans criticizing me, "You get out there in the political trenches and see how hard it is! Or some such thing as that! Elegantly stated to boot!"
My first executive order on day one will be a mandate for roll-down windows on airplanes. Heck, what's more important? A pressurized cabin or being able to inhale that fresh low level oxygen at 30,000 ft? Sheesh!
I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed but I have that $350,000 that I make weekly to tide me over.
Damn! Visiting those 57 states in 2008 was really exhausting so this election cycle I'm just limiting it to the states that joined the Union before the Civil War.
There are some zingers I can't remember that someone else built for me.
Listen, Netanyahu is going to blow the smithereens out of Iran, so what's the point in meeting the little hawk?
I was for the spontaneous attack in Libya before I was against it.
My opponent seems to think he as the answers, whatever they are and stands by them!
I love America and the American way because Americans work hard for America and the American way. You can't get anymore American that that.
I'mablabbermouth, leader of Iran, wants to wipe our friends in Israel off the map and make Jerusalem the capital of Islam. Say, I'ma, do you have a few hundred years to wait for the radioactivity to die down in your country and Israel? Geiger counters much?
I'm in frequent phone contact with Bibi *under his breath* The pesky little hawk!
Jeez, I hope all my zingy zingers don't send Mitt over the edge. *looking out to the audience* What do you think, Ann. Will he be okay?
You didn't build that! I did and don't forget it!
I killed bin Laden! Damn, those kevlar vests are Heeeeaaaaavy! I was sweating like a pig!
"We're the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad." Getting those damned locomotives to float was the pits!
One of our finest I hear retired and went into the mortuary business. We thank Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard for his service and continuing service to his country!
*thumbs up* I see many of our fallen heroes in the audience today!
Why can't I just eat my waffle? Damn! I think I just broke a tooth! That thing would make a good frizbee.
It's not 'politics'.
A bunch of copy and pastes from twitter is, despite your desperation, not 'politics'. It's just a bunch of shit from one side.... Try running a search on #ObamaDebateLines.
Typical incorrect republican accusations. A few are from twitter and most are my own. If you don't believe me, google them and if anything pulls up you'll see they were likely posted by me (unless a few people may have used a few elewhere). Get a life and a sense of humor
