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It's not like you were not all warned. Day after day you were told that Christian Nationalism was the biggest threat to the United States and the world, and it turns out all that fearmongering was correct.
The Viking has returned, only this time with a band of protestors that actually had weapons as the Viking overcame a guard at the Capital by charging him with his horned hat. "I was in fear for my life", said the guard, "So, I just let him in and ran for my life! My biggest fear in life is to be gored to death like that" Another protestor used a sling shot to break a window and injured an eye of another guard. "That crazy Christian fundy actually thought he was David reincarnated", said the guard, "Sure, him being king David would be better than Biden, but there has to be a better way to remove Potato head".
"What does this mean?" asked a school administrator. "Will we be forced to say prayers now at school? Will the children have to give up library porn? Don't tell me we have to cancel the surgery to remove little Johnnies wing wang next Tuesday. It was hard getting that appointment without his parents knowing."
George Soros was equally displeased. "You have no idea what the Viking has done", declared Soros. "Now people will go to jail for committing crimes instead of just protestors from Jan. 6th. Where is the equity in that? I knew I should have included the Viking on my payroll damn it!!"
Trump also commented saying, "Well, it looks like I can now be dictator for more than a day" as he donned a Viking helmet.
CNN had this to say.
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