Breaking: Hillary Clinton Demands Step-Stool At Debate Podium To Add Height

[NYcarbineer]

Anyone today catch the Dalai Lama making fun of Trump's hair and fish lips?

 

[PoliticalChic]

Of course she should have a stepstool!!

After all....Trump has "height privilege"

well---when I was a kid----with four overly tall brothers----sometimes I climbed up on a chair when I HAD SOMETHING
TO SAY-------no one listened anyway

It was a joke, rosie.....a joke.
'height privilege' .....tongue in cheek version of 'white privilege.'

oh..........

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Hillary Clinton Demands Step-Stool At Debate Podium To Add Height

So?

Thats like asking the old lady if she's alright with a dick extension.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

instead of giving her a step stool, why not just use a rope to lift her up by the neck? she's only going to be making choking and coughing sounds while having some kind of seizure fit anyways.

Yeah..but will it inhibit her barking?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Of course she should have a stepstool!!

After all....Trump has "height privilege"

well---when I was a kid----with four overly tall brothers----sometimes I climbed up on a chair when I HAD SOMETHING
TO SAY-------no one listened anyway

I'm sorry. What did you say?

does not matter-----no one listened anyway-----I WAS STANDING ON MY RIGHTS----......didn't help

Woulda helped if you trained a firearm on them. People perk up when you do that.

it never occurred to me back then-----NOW I LONG FOR
AN ASSAULT RIFLE----all I want for Christmas..........

As long as you're a good girl......

 

[Yarddog]

Are they going to install an elevator so she can get on the stool?

Harness suspended by a come-along will make for a more dramatic entrance

 

[namvet]

one bourbon one scotch one beer

 

[Auld Phart]

one bourbon one scotch one beer

I'll need more than that to be able to watch the debate

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Are they going to install an elevator so she can get on the stool?

Harness suspended by a come-along will make for a more dramatic entrance

I can see Hill and Bill now.....

 

[namvet]

they could raise the floor

 

[Clementine]

How embarrassing. It's on the front page of Drudge Report right now.

Short Hillary won'tbe allowed to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL

She is all about making things appear a certain way. Her height, like her character, falls short.

 

[ABikerSailor]

You know, in almost every other place on television where they have people standing side by side, behind a podium (Jeopardy! for instance), they try to get everyone to appear to be on the same level.

Why can't they do that for the debates? Shouldn't they appear equal visually?

 

[bripat9643]

I wonder if the debate rules also ban racial slurs, misogynistic statements, and questions about tax returns not released? Do you think any banter about Trump's fraud trial in November is also off the table?

What about questions on emails or selling your government office to the highest bidder for personal gain?

 

[Zoom-boing]

How embarrassing. It's on the front page of Drudge Report right now.

Short Hillary won'tbe allowed to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL

Why the hell would she even want one? She'll just get dizzy and need some suits to run out and steady her. Hell, she needs that just standing on the sidewalk.

 

[bripat9643]

You know, in almost every other place on television where they have people standing side by side, behind a podium (Jeopardy! for instance), they try to get everyone to appear to be on the same level.

Why can't they do that for the debates? Shouldn't they appear equal visually?

Because the debates are supposed to be honest, not a sham like most television shows.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

You know, in almost every other place on television where they have people standing side by side, behind a podium (Jeopardy! for instance), they try to get everyone to appear to be on the same level.

Why can't they do that for the debates? Shouldn't they appear equal visually?

So artificially enhancing ones stature is okay?
Whatever happened to that liberal credo "Just be yourself".....how ever freaky that may be.

 

[bripat9643]

How embarrassing. It's on the front page of Drudge Report right now.

Short Hillary won'tbe allowed to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL

This is a pretty common point of contention when it comes to debates for Presidential candidates. In the past, debates have been nearly called off entirely when candidates can't come to an agreement on podium height. The reason it becomes such a big deal is because studies have proven an overwhelming bias in most people to associate a person's height with power and competence. A podium that is too high for one candidate will create the illusion that the candidate is short. A low podium will create an impression that the candidate is tall. Taller candidates will often want higher podiums to capitalize on the optical illusion, while the shorter candidate will often want lower podiums and/or pedestals to stand on to create the appearance of roughly equivalent height.

Studies also show overwhelming bias in most people to associate a person's sex with power and competence. Should Trump get a sex change operation?

 

[bripat9643]

Dictionaries of the 21st century: Proof that if enough people say something enough times it will become true.

That's always been true. Dictionaries record the way people use words, not the way they used them in the past.

 

[bripat9643]

How embarrassing. It's on the front page of Drudge Report right now.

Short Hillary won'tbe allowed to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL

OMG!!!!! WOW!!!!! THAT'S SO SHOCKING!!!! I'M SHOCKED!!!! THANK YOU DRUDGE FOR KEEPING US POSTED ON THIS SUPER IMPORTANT DEVELOPMENT!!!!! PLEASE KEEP US POSTED!!!!!!

It's about as important as Trump testifying that he owned 50% of a business when he actually only owned 30%.

 

[NYcarbineer]

You know, in almost every other place on television where they have people standing side by side, behind a podium (Jeopardy! for instance), they try to get everyone to appear to be on the same level.

Why can't they do that for the debates? Shouldn't they appear equal visually?

Because the debates are supposed to be honest, not a sham like most television shows.

"You're fired."