Breaking: Hillary Clinton Demands Step-Stool At Debate Podium To Add Height

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Hillary Clinton Demands Step-Stool At Debate Podium To Add Height

So?

 

[bendog]

At least it's not a walker

 

[NYcarbineer]

Trump's request to wear a girdle has also been denied.

 

[toomuchtime_]

How embarrassing. It's on the front page of Drudge Report right now.

Short Hillary won'tbe allowed to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL

By next Monday she'll be asking for two Secret Service agents to keep her from falling off that stool.

 

[koshergrl]

"Murphy Brown" The Good Nephew (TV Episode 1995) - IMDb

13:06 mark:

 

[Iceweasel]

And just to be a

How embarrassing. It's on the front page of Drudge Report right now.

Short Hillary won'tbe allowed to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL

From the link:

he Clinton camp didn't get its wish, but Hillary will have a 'custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature,' according to a breaking news alert The Drudge Report published Friday morning.

Just to be a pedantic asshole, I would like to point out that a podium is the stage. A lecturn is what the candidates stand behind while they speak.

Definition of PODIUM

• : a raised platform for a speaker, performer, or the leader of an orchestra
  
  
• : a stand with a slanted surface that holds a book, notes, etc., for someone who is reading, speaking, or teaching
  

 

[g5000]

And just to be a

How embarrassing. It's on the front page of Drudge Report right now.

Short Hillary won'tbe allowed to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL

From the link:

he Clinton camp didn't get its wish, but Hillary will have a 'custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature,' according to a breaking news alert The Drudge Report published Friday morning.

Just to be a pedantic asshole, I would like to point out that a podium is the stage. A lecturn is what the candidates stand behind while they speak.

Definition of PODIUM

• : a raised platform for a speaker, performer, or the leader of an orchestra
  
  
• : a stand with a slanted surface that holds a book, notes, etc., for someone who is reading, speaking, or teaching

That dictionary is wrong.

Podium vs Lectern, What's the difference?

. Any easy way to remember it is that the word podium comes from the same Latin root as the word podiatrist, a foot doctor. Podium and podiatrists both have to do with feet.

 

[NYcarbineer]

How embarrassing. It's on the front page of Drudge Report right now.

Short Hillary won'tbe allowed to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL

No credible evidence is offered to support this claim. Big surprise.

 

[Iceweasel]

And just to be a

How embarrassing. It's on the front page of Drudge Report right now.

Short Hillary won'tbe allowed to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL

From the link:

he Clinton camp didn't get its wish, but Hillary will have a 'custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature,' according to a breaking news alert The Drudge Report published Friday morning.

Just to be a pedantic asshole, I would like to point out that a podium is the stage. A lecturn is what the candidates stand behind while they speak.

Definition of PODIUM

• : a raised platform for a speaker, performer, or the leader of an orchestra
  
  
• : a stand with a slanted surface that holds a book, notes, etc., for someone who is reading, speaking, or teaching

That dictionary is wrong.

Podium vs Lectern, What's the difference?

. Any easy way to remember it is that the word podium comes from the same Latin root as the word podiatrist, a foot doctor. Podium and podiatrists both have to do with feet.

Oh wow. A blog. You got me.

 

[g5000]

And just to be a

How embarrassing. It's on the front page of Drudge Report right now.

Short Hillary won'tbe allowed to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL

From the link:

he Clinton camp didn't get its wish, but Hillary will have a 'custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature,' according to a breaking news alert The Drudge Report published Friday morning.

Just to be a pedantic asshole, I would like to point out that a podium is the stage. A lecturn is what the candidates stand behind while they speak.

Definition of PODIUM

• : a raised platform for a speaker, performer, or the leader of an orchestra
  
  
• : a stand with a slanted surface that holds a book, notes, etc., for someone who is reading, speaking, or teaching

That dictionary is wrong.

Podium vs Lectern, What's the difference?

. Any easy way to remember it is that the word podium comes from the same Latin root as the word podiatrist, a foot doctor. Podium and podiatrists both have to do with feet.

Oh wow. A blog. You got me.

podium (n.)
1743, "raised platform around an ancient arena," also "projecting base of a pedestal," from Latin podium "raised platform," from Greek podion "foot of a vase," diminutive of pous (genitive podos) "foot," from PIE root *ped- (1) "a foot" (see foot (n.)). Meaning "raised platform at the front of a hall or stage" is from 1947.

Online Etymology Dictionary

 

[SwimExpert]

Dictionaries of the 21st century: Proof that if enough people say something enough times it will become true.

 

[jon_berzerk]

maybe they will let her have a lift chair

 

[BluesLegend]

5' 4" I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

 

[Iceweasel]

And just to be a

How embarrassing. It's on the front page of Drudge Report right now.

Short Hillary won'tbe allowed to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL

From the link:

he Clinton camp didn't get its wish, but Hillary will have a 'custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature,' according to a breaking news alert The Drudge Report published Friday morning.

Just to be a pedantic asshole, I would like to point out that a podium is the stage. A lecturn is what the candidates stand behind while they speak.

Definition of PODIUM

• : a raised platform for a speaker, performer, or the leader of an orchestra
  
  
• : a stand with a slanted surface that holds a book, notes, etc., for someone who is reading, speaking, or teaching

That dictionary is wrong.

Podium vs Lectern, What's the difference?

. Any easy way to remember it is that the word podium comes from the same Latin root as the word podiatrist, a foot doctor. Podium and podiatrists both have to do with feet.

Oh wow. A blog. You got me.

podium (n.)
1743, "raised platform around an ancient arena," also "projecting base of a pedestal," from Latin podium "raised platform," from Greek podion "foot of a vase," diminutive of pous (genitive podos) "foot," from PIE root *ped- (1) "a foot" (see foot (n.)). Meaning "raised platform at the front of a hall or stage" is from 1947.

Online Etymology Dictionary

You're working hard at this. The root doesn't mean that's what a word is limited to in contemporary language. Word usage, meanings, idioms are always evolving. Reading old English would be difficult for most people and much would not be understood.

 

[BluesLegend]

Breaking: Hillary to walk on stage to the ommpa loompa dippity doo song.

 

[Iceweasel]

maybe they will let her have a lift chair

Hillary will threaten to go full Benghazi on their asses unless they come up with an elevated Hoveround with a hack bucket.

 

[Votto]

Hillary is only waste high to Trump, which I guess is why Bill married her

 

[Iceweasel]

Dictionaries of the 21st century: Proof that if enough people say something enough times it will become true.

That's how it's always been in every language.

 

[jon_berzerk]

maybe they will let her have a lift chair

Hillary will threaten to go full Benghazi on their asses unless they come up with an elevated Hoveround with a hack bucket.

well she can say what she wants

as long as they keep her medical van near by

 

[Ozone]

instead of giving her a step stool, why not just use a rope to lift her up by the neck? she's only going to be making choking and coughing sounds while having some kind of seizure fit anyways.