Breaking: Donald Trump To Go On Dr. Oz Show To Discuss His Personal Health Regimen (Will Hillary?)

Will Trump be honest about all the McDonald's he scarfs down every day....
How he barely gets any sleep....
Spends the night tweeting....

Look at the suitcases under his eyes....

A real health nut I'm sure....

Will Dr.Oz confirm what Donald's personal doctor said
he never met a more astonishingly healthy piece of man meat such as Wonderful Donald.....

I will give Trump credit.
He's running a great con...
People are lining up wanting to be part of it.
 
I'm sure Melania has a clause in the pre nup which says she can never talk
about.... Hmmmm well small hands.



Trump small hands.jpg
 
You know, Trump wouldn't have to go on Dr. Oz to explain anything if he'd produced an actual physical and not some hyperbolic tripe.

But..............knowing the attention whore that Trump is, it makes sense.

Wonder if he's going to ever make the late night talk shows? I'd love to see him on Steven Colbert or Bill Maher.
 
He will do it in front of a national audience. Will Hillary do the same, especially with her visible health problems?

Donald Trump to Discuss Personal Health Regimen on 'Dr. Oz Show'

At least Hillary had a real physical from her doctor, and not some hyperbole that sounded suspiciously like Trump wrote it himself.

This isn't hyperbole?

“Her cancer screening evaluations are all negative,” Dr. Lisa Bardack, chair of internal medicine at the Mount Kisco Medical Group, and Clinton’s physician since 2001, wrote, summarizing Clinton’s health history. “She is in excellent physical condition and fit to serve as President of the United States.”

Read more: Hillary's health 'excellent,' doctor says
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You know, Trump wouldn't have to go on Dr. Oz to explain anything if he'd produced an actual physical and not some hyperbolic tripe.

But..............knowing the attention whore that Trump is, it makes sense.

Wonder if he's going to ever make the late night talk shows? I'd love to see him on Steven Colbert or Bill Maher.
How about Hillary on Bill O'Reily, but I guess the Beast's health wouldn't allow for that.
 
He will do it in front of a national audience. Will Hillary do the same, especially with her visible health problems?

Donald Trump to Discuss Personal Health Regimen on 'Dr. Oz Show'

At least Hillary had a real physical from her doctor, and not some hyperbole that sounded suspiciously like Trump wrote it himself.

This isn't hyperbole?

“Her cancer screening evaluations are all negative,” Dr. Lisa Bardack, chair of internal medicine at the Mount Kisco Medical Group, and Clinton’s physician since 2001, wrote, summarizing Clinton’s health history. “She is in excellent physical condition and fit to serve as President of the United States.”

Read more: Hillary's health 'excellent,' doctor says
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You know, whenever I got my physical screenings for things like participation in various programs like Security Force, or for overseas screenings, the term "excellent health and is fit to serve in an overseas capacity", or "excellent health and is fit to serve in the ASF" was used by my doctors.

However.....................NONE of them said I was in the best health ever and would be the healthiest sailor to ever serve.
 
He will do it in front of a national audience. Will Hillary do the same, especially with her visible health problems?

Donald Trump to Discuss Personal Health Regimen on 'Dr. Oz Show'

At least Hillary had a real physical from her doctor, and not some hyperbole that sounded suspiciously like Trump wrote it himself.

This isn't hyperbole?

“Her cancer screening evaluations are all negative,” Dr. Lisa Bardack, chair of internal medicine at the Mount Kisco Medical Group, and Clinton’s physician since 2001, wrote, summarizing Clinton’s health history. “She is in excellent physical condition and fit to serve as President of the United States.”

Read more: Hillary's health 'excellent,' doctor says
Follow us: @politico on Twitter | Politico on Facebook

You know, whenever I got my physical screenings for things like participation in various programs like Security Force, or for overseas screenings, the term "excellent health and is fit to serve in an overseas capacity", or "excellent health and is fit to serve in the ASF" was used by my doctors.

However.....................NONE of them said I was in the best health ever and would be the healthiest sailor to ever serve.

Both Hillary's and Trump's Doctors were auditioning for the Surgeon General slot after the election.
 
You know, whenever I got my physical screenings for things like participation in various programs like Security Force, or for overseas screenings, the term "excellent health and is fit to serve in an overseas capacity", or "excellent health and is fit to serve in the ASF" was used by my doctors.

However.....................NONE of them said I was in the best health ever and would be the healthiest sailor to ever serve.
Were you 69 with a chronic cough?
 
Question. I have no experience with Viagra but could it be making Donald unhealthy?

And does his poor wife have to have sex with that toad for hours before he climaxes (if he ever does)?
 

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