Boob Fascination

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Guys like them from the day of birth.

Women enlarge them to the point of grotesque.

Their status symbols in junior high.

The mere sight of them turn men into slobbering idiots.

Women use them to troll for men.

Their used to sell everything from A to Z..

So, what's the deal on these powerful, mystical items...:question:

(oh ya, there used to feed babies)
 
This is pretty much the initial reaction when you see a monster pair bouncing down the street towards you.

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It goes totally down hill after that.
 
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Guys like them from the day of birth.

Women enlarge them to the point of grotesque.

Their status symbols in junior high.

The mere sight of them turn men into slobbering idiots.

Women use them to troll for men.

Their used to sell everything from A to Z..

So, what's the deal on these powerful, mystical items...:question:

(oh ya, there used to feed babies)

( be careful not to call them blobs of fat with nipples)
 
It's actually infantalism ... this obsession with "boobs" in men (and many women) ... ;) Look it up, it's strange reading really, but you will likely see yourself in it. There's even a fetish that embraces that "syndrome" ... the truly strange thing is that almost all sexual attractions can be tied to when we are infants.
 
Guys like them from the day of birth.

Women enlarge them to the point of grotesque.

Their status symbols in junior high.

The mere sight of them turn men into slobbering idiots.

Women use them to troll for men.

Their used to sell everything from A to Z..

So, what's the deal on these powerful, mystical items...:question:

(oh ya, there used to feed babies)

( be careful not to call them blobs of fat with nipples)
:lol: I call them "feed bags" ...
 
Guys like them from the day of birth.

Women enlarge them to the point of grotesque.

Their status symbols in junior high.

The mere sight of them turn men into slobbering idiots.

Women use them to troll for men.

Their used to sell everything from A to Z..

So, what's the deal on these powerful, mystical items...:question:

(oh ya, there used to feed babies)

( be careful not to call them blobs of fat with nipples)
:lol: I call them "feed bags" ...

They only let you live because you're a female
 
Guys like them from the day of birth.

Women enlarge them to the point of grotesque.

Their status symbols in junior high.

The mere sight of them turn men into slobbering idiots.

Women use them to troll for men.

Their used to sell everything from A to Z..

So, what's the deal on these powerful, mystical items...:question:

(oh ya, there used to feed babies)

( be careful not to call them blobs of fat with nipples)

I remember an elderly lady relating when she was young she had nice firm, full breasts. Now she laments she just has two large socks with softballs in them hanging down to her belly button.
 
The only known cure for male boob facination syndrome is hands on 'Phyllis Diller's-dillers' therapy.
 
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Guys like them from the day of birth.

Women enlarge them to the point of grotesque.

Their status symbols in junior high.

The mere sight of them turn men into slobbering idiots.

Women use them to troll for men.

Their used to sell everything from A to Z..

So, what's the deal on these powerful, mystical items...:question:

(oh ya, there used to feed babies)

( be careful not to call them blobs of fat with nipples)
:lol: I call them "feed bags" ...

Fun bags, not feed bags.
Get it right.
 
Guys like them from the day of birth.

Women enlarge them to the point of grotesque.

Their status symbols in junior high.

The mere sight of them turn men into slobbering idiots.

Women use them to troll for men.

Their used to sell everything from A to Z..

So, what's the deal on these powerful, mystical items...:question:

(oh ya, there used to feed babies)

( be careful not to call them blobs of fat with nipples)

I remember an elderly lady relating when she was young she had nice firm, full breasts. Now she laments she just has two large socks with softballs in them hanging down to her belly button.

I recall as a young man being seduced by a much older neighborly lady down the street. When it came to the unveiling... my chin dropped almost as much as her equipment had, along with everything else...( I was young , I had no idea, this could happen..)
 
all sexual things can be traced to infant state..my my my kitten when did you go so fruedian on us?

So strolling, if your out with your significant other and you caught him gawking at another womens protrusions, you would let it slide? You can't fight nature after all..
 
all sexual things can be traced to infant state..my my my kitten when did you go so fruedian on us?

;) I have always been ... just that I usually don't post my true views and opinions on things ... once in a while though ... when I know what I'm talking about ... I do.
 
Guys like them from the day of birth.

Women enlarge them to the point of grotesque.

Their status symbols in junior high.

The mere sight of them turn men into slobbering idiots.

Women use them to troll for men.

Their used to sell everything from A to Z..

So, what's the deal on these powerful, mystical items...:question:

(oh ya, there used to feed babies)

Oh, THOSE boobs. I thought this was another rant on Republicans.
 
Guys like them from the day of birth.

Women enlarge them to the point of grotesque.

Their status symbols in junior high.

The mere sight of them turn men into slobbering idiots.

Women use them to troll for men.

Their used to sell everything from A to Z..

So, what's the deal on these powerful, mystical items...:question:

(oh ya, there used to feed babies)

Oh, THOSE boobs. I thought this was another rant on Republicans.

So far though, you're the only boob on this thread. Congrats!
 

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