Blowing Up Darwin

[Fort Fun Indiana]

All part of God's plan for us.
If we're so smart, why haven't we cured cancer?

We have cured cancer. Many, many times.

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[Hollie]

All part of God's plan for us.
If we're so smart, why haven't we cured cancer?

I just find it fascinating that your angry, vindictive gods literally despised the humanity they “poofed” into existence (after their “oops” design of dinosaurs which could have grown big and healthy with a high protein diet of humans, “the other white meat”.

Why did your angry, vindictive gawds choose to unleash such a devastating disease on humans?

Why are your gawds such incompetent designers?

 

[Woodznutz]

I see. So your gods were just the junior varsity designers relegated to sit on the bench while angels were dancing on the heads of pins in their “ pleasure gardens”?

Is that some kind of joke?

I dunno, those monsters showed some pretty neat design features.

Eden: pleasure garden (Hebrew)

 

[Woodznutz]

We have cured cancer. Many, many times.

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So, you've thwarted God's plan. Good for you.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

So, you've thwarted God's plan. Good for you.

Yes, good triumphed over evil.

 

[Hollie]

I dunno, those monsters showed some pretty neat design features.

Eden: pleasure garden (Hebrew)

A pretty neat design feature would have been humans as a meal.

Eden- where angels go to boink other angels? Is that where fat, naked babies playing harps were cruising around through the clouds?

 

[Woodznutz]

Yes, good triumphed over evil.

Only 500,000 cancer deaths here per year left to address. Good luck.

 

[Woodznutz]

A pretty neat design feature would have been humans as a meal.

Eden- where angels go to boink other angels? Is that where fat, naked babies playing harps were cruising around through the clouds?

I'll take a wild guess and suggest that sex was indeed part of it, sans the pregnancies.

 

[Hollie]

So, you've thwarted God's plan. Good for you.

Your gawds plan was to kill off the humans they “created” with a disease they created?

 

[alang1216]

That about says it all.

Except it doesn't. The geologic record is generally very incomplete and filled with discontinuities. The time difference between one layer and the layer just above it can be a billion years. Check out the Grand Canyon for examples.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Only 500,000 cancer deaths per year left to address. Good luck.

You seem to inherently know that it will be done without the help of people like you.

And I think you know why.

We'll get it done, while you grave dance. Which is pretty sick.

 

[Hollie]

I'll take a wild guess and suggest that sex was indeed part of it, sans the pregnancies.

Angels don’t get pregnant? Where did the fat naked babies playing harps come from, Storks?

 

[Woodznutz]

Your gawds plan was to kill off the humans they “created” with a disease they created?

God inflicts man with disease, for our edification. Call it a severe spanking.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

God inflicts man with disease, for our edification. Call it a severe spanking.

Only a thorough brainwashing could make a person believe such an evil, disgusting idea.

 

[Woodznutz]

Angels don’t get pregnant? Where did the fat naked babies playing harps come from, Storks?

They come from the imagination of someone who hasn't studied them seriously.

 

[Hollie]

Except it doesn't. The geologic record is generally very incomplete and filled with discontinuities. The time difference between one layer and the layer just above it can be a billion years. Check out the Grand Canyon for examples.

Not so. The planet is just 6,000 years old.

 

[Woodznutz]

Only a thorough brainwashing could make a person believe such an evil, disgusting idea.

Disease, in its clearest definition, is a mechanism to remove an unfit organism, or reduce the population of organisms.

 

[Hollie]

They come from the imagination of someone who hasn't studied them seriously.

I see. Tell us about the study of angels you have pursued.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Disease, in its clearest definition, is a mechanism to remove an unfit organism, or reduce the population of organisms.

'Unfit organisms', like 12 year old children.

You just keep getting more gross with each post.

 

[Hollie]

Disease, in its clearest definition, is a mechanism to remove an unfit organism, or reduce the population of organisms.

So, we understand your position is that cancer patients are those unfit and used by the gods to cull from the herd like bad domesticated animals.