Black Man Invents New Instrument

[Tank]

LiveLeak.com - Bamboo Instrument From the Solomon Islands

 

[Sunni Man]

That was amazing!! .....

 

[Delta4Embassy]

HOLLY: I'm not bored. I've had a really busy morning. I've devised a
system to totally revolutionize music.

LISTER: Get out of town!

HOLLY: Yeah, I've decimalized it. Instead of the octave, it's the
decatave. And I've invented two new notes: H and J.

LISTER: Hang on a minute, you can't just invent new notes.

HOLLY: Well I have. Now it goes: (Singing) Do Re Mi Fa So La Wo Bo Ti
Do. Do Ti Bo Wo La So Fa Mi Re Do.

RIMMER: What are you drivelling about?

HOLLY: Holrock. It'll be a whole new sound. All the instruments will be
extra big to incorporate my two new notes. Triangles will have four
sides. Piano keyboards the length of zebra crossings. Course, women
will have to be banned from playing the cello.

LISTER: Holly, shut up.

- Red Dwarf S2e1

 

[Pickle]

Gotta give credit when credit is due. At first I thought it was a joke, but soon became very impressed.

 

[Whip]

[ame=http://youtu.be/OZJNEF6iBNE]Monster Tubulum: Time to Start FINAL CUT - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Tank]

I just hope [MENTION=44774]Asclepias[/MENTION] doesn't see this, the bragging will never stop

 

[jazzwatch]

That was invented by a cartoon character, not that pimp.

 

[Vidor]

He probably has less free time on his hands than your average American black. Why can't they come up with something that useful?

 

[JWBooth]

Gotta give credit when credit is due. At first I thought it was a joke, but soon became very impressed.

Same here.

 

[JWBooth]

I just hope @Asclepias doesn't see this, the bragging will never stop

Mozart was black....

 

[Tank]

How long till this guy is playing with the philharmonic orchestra?

 

[Pennywise]

How long till this guy is playing with the philharmonic orchestra?

Yes, with Blackadeus. Actually a very cool trinket that fella conjured up, getting the most out of the arcanely simplistic musical range of tribal peoples.

 

[Sunni Man]

I just hope [MENTION=44774]Asclepias[/MENTION] doesn't see this, the bragging will never stop

I thought that was Asclepias in the video?? ...

 

[Tank]

I just hope [MENTION=44774]Asclepias[/MENTION] doesn't see this, the bragging will never stop

I thought that was Asclepias in the video?? ...

It's hard to tell, they all look alike