Biden Presser

[Foolardi]

So this will be Pops 9th Press conference since making Potus.?
But who's counting crows.Or twinkies in their Kids Joe Biden
lunchpail.
Will Pops be on time.? Scheduled for 4 pm.Because as sure as
God made little green apples Bill Clinton seldom was on time for any
news conference.Obama was even more tardy.Chalk it up to being
a Democrat thing.Maybe because in all conscience { wether one can find
one among a Democrat } there's typically little news to rejoice over.Or under.
Basically like betting on the horses.Or shooting craps in some back alley like
them some Bowery Boys.All snapping our street lingo as if cool and tough.
Like Pops and his characterizations of Corn Pop.Maybe Biden could sing a
song of sixpence.Since that's about how much Americans are able to save
under a Biden Economy.
Just hope and pray he don't add sneezing to his coughing gig.
Not only would that not lood good,but it might sound creepier than
*Ethel Merman belting out - That's Entertaiinment - with a cold.
One can only Pray at this point.

* was a true hoot in the dynamically near hysterical movie :
- It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World - { 1963 }

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

They're always late because they gotta wipe and brush their teeth after servicing their master Jinping.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

So this will be Pops 9th Press conference since making Potus.?
But who's counting crows.Or twinkies in their Kids Joe Biden
lunchpail.
Will Pops be on time.? Scheduled for 4 pm.Because as sure as
God made little green apples Bill Clinton seldom was on time for any
news conference.Obama was even more tardy.Chalk it up to being
a Democrat thing.Maybe because in all conscience { wether one can find
one among a Democrat } there's typically little news to rejoice over.Or under.
Basically like betting on the horses.Or shooting craps in some back alley like
them some Bowery Boys.All snapping our street lingo as if cool and tough.
Like Pops and his characterizations of Corn Pop.Maybe Biden could sing a
song of sixpence.Since that's about how much Americans are able to save
under a Biden Economy.
Just hope and pray he don't add sneezing to his coughing gig.
Not only would that not lood good,but it might sound creepier than
*Ethel Merman belting out - That's Entertaiinment - with a cold.
One can only Pray at this point.

* was a true hoot in the dynamically near hysterical movie :
- It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World - { 1963 }

What if he'll let one rip. Like the kind The Dutchess of Horse Face couldn't stop talking about

 

[JGalt]

It's 8:06 in DC. Has anyone even woke that ol' dirty bastard up and told him he has a presser today?

 

[JoeMoma]

Biden will soon be replaced with a computer generated hologram.

 

[1srelluc]

 

[two_iron]

Big day for the stuttering fuck. Up at 10 sharp and get the nightly piss and shit deposits hosed off by the visiting angel. Then he gets trotted out to read a speech at a 4th grade level, written by a 22-year old self-loathing, marxist intern.

I'm sure he'll be hearing endearing encouragement all day - "Don't fuck this up old man!", "Somebody wipe the drool off that shit clown's chin." "I can't find the pedophile, where is it?" "Who let him eat the crayons, didn't we discuss this?" "He's sniffing the dog's ass again, who's in fucking charge around here?"

 

[Foolardi]

Let's try and tone it down.Please! Just because Biden is a Dirty Rotten
Scoundrel of a Pol and now Potus doesn't mean We the People have to
follow suit as if Marching alongside some Pied Piper.
Or Pied Piker like Biden.

 

[odanny]

So this will be Pops 9th Press conference since making Potus.?
But who's counting crows.Or twinkies in their Kids Joe Biden
lunchpail.
Will Pops be on time.? Scheduled for 4 pm.Because as sure as
God made little green apples Bill Clinton seldom was on time for any
news conference.Obama was even more tardy.Chalk it up to being
a Democrat thing.Maybe because in all conscience { wether one can find
one among a Democrat } there's typically little news to rejoice over.Or under.
Basically like betting on the horses.Or shooting craps in some back alley like
them some Bowery Boys.All snapping our street lingo as if cool and tough.
Like Pops and his characterizations of Corn Pop.Maybe Biden could sing a
song of sixpence.Since that's about how much Americans are able to save
under a Biden Economy.
Just hope and pray he don't add sneezing to his coughing gig.
Not only would that not lood good,but it might sound creepier than
*Ethel Merman belting out - That's Entertaiinment - with a cold.
One can only Pray at this point.

* was a true hoot in the dynamically near hysterical movie :
- It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World - { 1963 }

Jesus, the board has yet another loon on it.

 

[Foolardi]

Jesus, the board has yet another loon on it.

The Great outdoorsman and Libertarian Writer { Henry David Thoreau }
chose Walden pond to live a life of exalted peace of mind and fresh air.
Built his little cabin all by himself.Counted building materials down to
the half-penny.He truly enjoyed the sound of Loons around the Pond.
Like in the Great Film - A Place in the Sun. - { 1951 } Starring Montgomery Cliff,
Elizabeth Taylor and Directed by George Stevens from a story by
Theodore Dreiser { - An American Tragedy - }
Of course you know all that right.Even Them :

LooNs

 

[Foolardi]

I wonder how the Press Gaggle is handling this Presser by Biden.
Will there be Press on hand to divvy out questions.It's being advertised
as a Solo Press Conference.I guess that means Joe all by his lonesome.
What's that's all about.Has he been coughing a lot recently.Or as one
poster suggested,passing wind with supposedly no one the wiser.
After downing 2 baloney sandwiches on wonder bread with a big bottle
or Root Beer at the WH Cafeteria for lunch.

 

[1srelluc]

That has to be the most incoherent POS since Wilson had a stroke.

It brings me to mind of this:

 

[Foolardi]

The problem the left { Defenders of most things Bidenesque {
will have going { *Forward } is that History will have a transcript of
Biden's longest Presser.History is not about play the Hide the Ball game with
Bidens own Presser.

* Motto for democrats under Obama.
as in Lean Forward

 

[Roudy]

It was more like a depresser. Question is how many milligrams of steroids and other exotic drugs did they have to inject into Biden?