HA HA. This poor soul needs tutoring.
The following events occur in thousands of polling places all over the USA on election day.
1.Illegal alien walks in and says (in Spanish) that he wants to vote.
2. Clerk says one moment please - I will get a translator.
3. Translator says > Buenas tardes. ¿Quieres votar?
4, Illegal alien: Si. Quiero votar.
5. Translator: De aquero. Aquí tienes una boleta. Llévalo al stand de allí, complétalo, y ponlo en esa caja.
6. Ilegal alien: Bien, gracias. He does what she says, and walks out after casting his vote. Ho hum..