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During a Kamala Harris rally calling for national unity, President..............um................we think he is still President of whatever is left of the country, Joe Biden declared that all Trump supporters were garbage. "Me no like Bidung!" declared Oscar from Sesame Street. "In fact, I could never even love his garbage!"
"Those were strong words coming from a fascist Muppet" declared Kamala Harris. "But I still believe we can somehow bring the Hitler supporters into supporting me and have half the country that is voting Trump unify under me as President, just as soon as they give up their plans of mass genocide and world conquest, but I think that is only common sense. I know, you can help us kill all the unborn babies! That should help bring us together. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."
Currently Oscar is suing Planned Parenthood for continuing to throw dead fetus' in his living room and could not comment further due to the ongoing litigation.
White House spokesperson Jeanne Pierre, who is historically black and gay, had no comment and is currently on suicide watch.
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