Whom the gods would destroy, they first make ridiculous. The gods must really hate higher education lately.
It’s not a shock that taxpayers think their money might be better spent elsewhere than on subsidizing enclaves of insanity. It’s especially true when universities spend so much of their time attacking so many of the Americans who pay taxes to support them, from Trump voters, to Christians, to gun owners and businesspeople. It takes a lot of chutzpah to slap someone in the face and then put your hand out for money, but that’s what universities have been doing for decades and with special force over the past few years.
The University of Maine: Maine has chosen to rename Columbus Day “
Indigenous People’s Day.” This drew
objection from the mayor of Waterville, Nick Isgro, and the University of Maine College Republicans put up a
Facebook post in support, reminding people that some of the indigenous peoples Columbus and his successors conquered practiced cannibalism and ritual sacrifice.
This statement was, of course,
true, but that didn’t matter. It drew a harsh response from UMaine President Joan Ferrini-Mundy and Dean of Students and Vice President for Student Life Robert Dana, in the form of a
mass email to all students, shaming the College Republicans for daring to take a pro-Columbus position. They
stated: "The positions reflected and reposted on that [Facebook] page are neither supported by nor reflective of the University of Maine's values and principles of inclusivity and equity.”
Taxpayers may wonder what, exactly, about a truthful historical statement is beyond the bounds of university life, and why unelected educational bureaucrats get to decide what the university’s values are. But more likely they will simply conclude that universities are silly places, not worthy of their tax dollars.
Nor is what happened at Maine an isolated example. Websites like
Campus Reform,
The College Fix, and
Minding The Campus provide a steady diet of similar — or worse — behavior at schools across the nation. And, of course, after the 2016 election, we were treated to such absurdities as the University of Michigan Law School offering
Play-Doh, coloring sheets, and Legos for students in need of comfort after the election, while Stanford University reminded people that
psychological counseling was available for those suffering “uncertainty, anger, anxiety and/or fear” from Hillary Clinton’s defeat. At Cornell they had a “
cry in.” At Yale, they had a “
group scream.”