beat that

[nycflasher]

 

[insein]

Beat what? Its been well documented (ad nauseum even) that Kerry Served in Vietnam. Hell he only reminds us every time he speaks.

 

[nycflasher]

Originally posted by insein
Beat what? Its been well documented (ad nauseum even) that Kerry Served in Vietnam. Hell he only reminds us every time he speaks.

I know, old news. Here's a funny pic for ya...

 

[Merlin1047]

Originally posted by nycflasher
I know, old news. Here's a funny pic for ya...

Caption contest!!!!!!!

"President goosed by angry midget"

 

[krisy]

How about

"President reacts after hearing John Kerry's Vietnam record"

 

[NewGuy]

Originally posted by krisy
How about

"President reacts after hearing John Kerry's Vietnam record"

I was thinking the same thing!

 

[NATO AIR]

i'm sure somebody's gonna throw rhetorical bombs at edwards for missing vietnam, i'm just waiting, maybe its already happened and i missed it.

 

[NewGuy]

Originally posted by NATO AIR
i'm sure somebody's gonna throw rhetorical bombs at edwards for missing vietnam, i'm just waiting, maybe its already happened and i missed it.

I think people ought to ask Kerry about EDWARD'S Vietnam experience, and ask EDWARDS about KERRY'S.

Quite an interesting little twist, wouldn't you say?

 

[JIHADTHIS]

During the primary debates didn't Kerry tell Edwards that he was "still in diapers" during Nam?

 

[Avatar4321]

Originally posted by JIHADTHIS
During the primary debates didn't Kerry tell Edwards that he was "still in diapers" during Nam?

Yep. That would be what he said.

Personally i dont care what either did or didnt do in vietnam. I care about what they did when they came home.

 

[Semper Fi]

Originally posted by JIHADTHIS
During the primary debates didn't Kerry tell Edwards that he was "still in diapers" during Nam?

Well that would put him anywhere from 0-19 years old!

 

[Merlin1047]

Originally posted by krisy
How about

"President reacts after hearing John Kerry's Vietnam record"

I like it.

 

[insein]

"President Reacts after Hearing John Kerry is named Democratic Nominee."

That works well.

 

[5stringJeff]

Originally posted by Merlin1047
Caption contest!!!!!!!

Monica Lewinsky returns to the Oval Office!

 

[Fletch]

Originally posted by nycflasher

You forgot one. Which I can only imagine went something like this:

From: Lt(JG) Kerry, John F.
To: Chief of Naval Personnel
Via: Commander US Forces Vietnam
Subj: Request to go home

Respectfully request a transfer to CONUS. I have been scratched on a few occasions and feel that I do not have to finish my tour here. I have seen some bad things and rather then stay here where I have authority to do something about it, I want to go home and tell the world lies about the men who faithfully served here and have looked out for me. Besides, I only did this to promote my future career, now I can say I was here, and I want to go home now.

 

[Zhukov]

Beat that? Easy.

4.5 months commanding a swift boat in Vietnam, 30+ years ago

vs.

4 years Commander in Chief of all US Armed Services and leader of the free world.

 

[freeandfun1]

Originally posted by Zhukov
Beat that? Easy.

4.5 months commanding a swift boat in Vietnam, 30+ years ago

vs.

4 years Commander in Chief of all US Armed Services and leader of the free world.

:cof:

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

Originally posted by Merlin1047
Caption contest!!!!!!!

"President goosed by angry midget"

President Bush meets John Kerry's daughter.

 

[lilcountriegal]

Originally posted by Jimmyeatworld
President Bush meets John Kerry's daughter.

Puhleez. Any woman who is worth a shit knows to wear black underwear with a black dress.

 

[5stringJeff]

Originally posted by lilcountriegal
Puhleez. Any woman who is worth a shit knows to wear black underwear with a black dress.

Not if you're going for the 'I think I'm a sophisticated woman but I'm really a snobby slut' kind of look.