bacon

[trevorjohnson83]

drive thru
'can I help you'
Bacon! I need more bacon!
angry employee hears and slams the bacon drawer shut
bacon: 'awwww! help! Bob wake up!'
what is it?
that guy slammed us shut! he's dangerous!
guy at counter
uhh I'll have some bacon
bacon: pick us! bacon loves being eaten!

 

[trevorjohnson83]

second ending

"Bacon"
drive thru
'can I help you'
Bacon! I need more bacon!
angry employee hears and slams the bacon drawer shut
bacon: 'awwww! help! Bob wake up!'
2nd bacon opens eyes: what is it?
that guy slammed us shut! he's dangerous!
guy looks in on bacon
quick he's looking at us!
I didn't know bacon could talk?
yep!
takes out two strips puts them on sandwich
3rd and 4th bacon open eyes: yay! we'll be eaten!
guy eating burger at table
bacon on burger yells as he's being eaten
yayyy! mphpmhpmh

 

[trevorjohnson83]

AI gave me this ending which is the best joke AI has ever written for me

bacon on burger yells as he's being eaten
yayyy! mphpmhpmh
employee overhears and slams the kitchen wall in frustration
bacon: whispering "Don’t anger him... he’ll slam us all again."

 

[trevorjohnson83]

ice and fire thanks for responding! any thoughts?

 

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