Awful childish ones

[browsing deer]

In a small town a movie theater had placed a set of reels for a movie for pick up behind it after it had run. A pair of goats came on them and one goat decided to try the movie for taste.

The other one didn't want to try it out, but was curios. "How is it?" he asked?

The other one said after some judicious chewing "It is all right, but the book was better...."

 

[Auld Phart]

In a small town a movie theater had placed a set of reels for a movie for pick up behind it after it had run. A pair of goats came on them and one goat decided to try the movie for taste.

The other one didn't want to try it out, but was curios. "How is it?" he asked?

The other one said after some judicious chewing "It is all right, but the book was better...."

 

[browsing deer]

Way up in the Carpathian alps of Transylvania a group of monks got in the flower business. They grew roses, mums, gladiolas, orchids, lots of flowers for every taste. They grew more and more exotic plants, and the branched out into carnivorous plants.

One day a triffid got loose and ate the third grade glass. The townspeople were furious, and battered the door to no avail, until Hugh, the village blacksmith bashed the door down and chased the door down and destroyed the plants and killed the evil monks.

It just goes to show that Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

 

[Auld Phart]

Way up in the Carpathian alps of Transylvania a group of monks got in the flower business. They grew roses, mums, gladiolas, orchids, lots of flowers for every taste. They grew more and more exotic plants, and the branched out into carnivorous plants.

One day a triffid got loose and ate the third grade glass. The townspeople were furious, and battered the door to no avail, until Hugh, the village blacksmith bashed the door down and chased the door down and destroyed the plants and killed the evil monks.

It just goes to show that Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[Bonzi]

I thought you liked corny jokes????

 

[Auld Phart]

I thought you liked corny jokes????

Corny, yes...

But even Milton Berle wouldn't have touched that one

 

[Bonzi]

I thought you liked corny jokes????

Corny, yes...

But even Milton Berle wouldn't have touched that one

I was just trying to stay on topic…. The thread title says “awful and childish” … I did a good job, no?

 

[Auld Phart]

yup

 

[browsing deer]

I thought you liked corny jokes????

Corny, yes...

But even Milton Berle wouldn't have touched that one

I was just trying to stay on topic…. The thread title says “awful and childish” … I did a good job, no?

Yes!!!!!

 

[Bonzi]

I could fill the pages - I think stupid jokes are funny - but I will try to space them out appropriately....

<hugs to all!>

 

[CremeBrulee]

How do you kill a clown?

Go for the juggler.

 

[browsing deer]

Was the reception like this?

 

[CremeBrulee]

I think I need a new butt. This one has a crack in it.

 

[Hossfly]

I think I need a new butt. This one has a crack in it.

"Men who fly upside down have crackup."
~~~Confusedius

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Hossfly]

 

[Hossfly]

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

 

[Hossfly]

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.