/\ Im dying to know what the Hell that was all about /\
911 operator: 911, whats youe emergency?
Caller: Oh my God.... There is a dude walking down the street in leopard skin man panties, a football helmet and a snorkel, carrying a baseball bat & setting fires!!!!
911 operator: OK....
Caller: What do I do?????
911 operator: Oh... its another one of those pissed liberals. Just go inside and hide your kids. He'll go away in a little while. They bore easily.