Atheism:

[Liberty]

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason into self replicating bits which then turned them into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.

(Look, I can do it too)

 

[rdean]

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason into self replicating bits which then turned them into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.

(Look, I can do it too)

Real magic is shimmering a person into being from a pile of dirt.

 

[jillian]

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason into self replicating bits which then turned them into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.

(Look, I can do it too)

do what? pervert definitions?

atheism... lack of belief in a deity.

the rest of your post is simply silly.

 

[Liberty]

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason into self replicating bits which then turned them into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.

(Look, I can do it too)

do what? pervert definitions?

atheism... lack of belief in a deity.

the rest of your post is simply silly.

Do you really wanna start it up with me again?

 

[manifold]

 

[Liberty]

LOL but man its so funny.

 

[jillian]

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason into self replicating bits which then turned them into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.

(Look, I can do it too)

do what? pervert definitions?

atheism... lack of belief in a deity.

the rest of your post is simply silly.

Do you really wanna start it up with me again?

why? do you think you've ever effectively disputed anything I've ever said? *shrug*

or do you think i'm afraid of internet bullies?

 

[Liberty]

do what? pervert definitions?

atheism... lack of belief in a deity.

the rest of your post is simply silly.

Do you really wanna start it up with me again?

why? do you think you've ever effectively disputed anything I've ever said? *shrug*

or do you think i'm afraid of internet bullies?

hmmm... yes and no.

 

[Modbert]

Oh fun, more unoriginal and unfunny copypasta.

 

[jillian]

Do you really wanna start it up with me again?

why? do you think you've ever effectively disputed anything I've ever said? *shrug*

or do you think i'm afraid of internet bullies?

hmmm... yes and no.

lol.. i'll give you that you may have made the occasional good argument.

but seriously, you know that your 'definition' of atheism isn't valid. (and i say that as someone who believes in G-d, btw... I just think we have to be honest about things like that.

 

[Liberty]

why? do you think you've ever effectively disputed anything I've ever said? *shrug*

or do you think i'm afraid of internet bullies?

hmmm... yes and no.

lol.. i'll give you that you may have made the occasional good argument.

but seriously, you know that your 'definition' of atheism isn't valid. (and i say that as someone who believes in G-d, btw... I just think we have to be honest about things like that.

Oh yeah. The argument is severely invalid, this was mainly a satire of the argument against the existence of higher beings.

 

[jillian]

hmmm... yes and no.

lol.. i'll give you that you may have made the occasional good argument.

but seriously, you know that your 'definition' of atheism isn't valid. (and i say that as someone who believes in G-d, btw... I just think we have to be honest about things like that.

Oh yeah. The argument is severely invalid, this was mainly a satire of the argument against the existence of higher beings.

fair enough... but i wouldn't have considered that type of analysis fair in evaluating faith either, just so you know.

carry on.

 

[rikules]

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason into self replicating bits which then turned them into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.

(Look, I can do it too)

as opposed to the alternative?

a mythical magical being existing for ALL time in a void of nothing who then snaps his fingers and creates the universe......?

this makes more sense to you?

if you can't create something from nothing then who created god?

 

[jillian]

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason into self replicating bits which then turned them into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.

(Look, I can do it too)

as opposed to the alternative?

a mythical magical being existing for ALL time in a void of nothing who then snaps his fingers and creates the universe......?

this makes more sense to you?

if you can't create something from nothing then who created god?

it's not supposed to be a quantatative analysis.

i don't get why people give a rats patoot what other people believe or don't believe so long as they don't impose their beliefs on me.

 

[del]

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason into self replicating bits which then turned them into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.

(Look, I can do it too)

as opposed to the alternative?

a mythical magical being existing for ALL time in a void of nothing who then snaps his fingers and creates the universe......?

this makes more sense to you?

if you can't create something from nothing then who created god?

do you believe in love?

 

[rikules]

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason into self replicating bits which then turned them into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.

(Look, I can do it too)

as opposed to the alternative?

a mythical magical being existing for ALL time in a void of nothing who then snaps his fingers and creates the universe......?

this makes more sense to you?

if you can't create something from nothing then who created god?

I think my previous post wasn't very precise


as opposed to the alternative?

a mythical magical being existing for ALL time in a void of nothing who then snaps his fingers and creates the universe......
and is so mean and rotten and insane that he intends to send MOST of his creations to hell forever and burn them and torment them and torture them FOREVER and EVER simply because they think for themselves or have sex outside of marriage (with people other than the slaves this deranged god says they can own)?

this makes more sense to you?

if you can't create something from nothing then who created god?

and who created the people who created god?

and who created the people who created the people who created god?

 

[Liberty]

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason into self replicating bits which then turned them into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.

(Look, I can do it too)

as opposed to the alternative?

a mythical magical being existing for ALL time in a void of nothing who then snaps his fingers and creates the universe......?

this makes more sense to you?

if you can't create something from nothing then who created god?

I think my previous post wasn't very precise


as opposed to the alternative?

a mythical magical being existing for ALL time in a void of nothing who then snaps his fingers and creates the universe......
and is so mean and rotten and insane that he intends to send MOST of his creations to hell forever and burn them and torment them and torture them FOREVER and EVER simply because they think for themselves or have sex outside of marriage (with people other than the slaves this deranged god says they can own)?

this makes more sense to you?

if you can't create something from nothing then who created god?

and who created the people who created god?

and who created the people who created the people who created god?

Ok I'll bite.

if you can't create something from nothing then who created god?
Lou Ferrigno

and who created the people who created god?
Lou Ferrigno

and who created the people who created the people who created god?
Lou Ferrigno

I win.

 

[Sheldon]

What if god is a black gay Jewish woman?

 

[del]

What if god is a black gay Jewish woman?

if?

 

[Sheldon]

What if god is a black gay Jewish woman?

if?

Are you trying to start a new religion? Let me guess, this would make you the messiah.