fairandbalanced
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- Jul 16, 2012
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St. Peter was sitting at the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing dark hoodies and sagging pants arrived.
St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, "Wait here. I'll be right back."
St. Peter went over to God's chambers and told him who is waiting for entrance. God said to Peter:
"How many times do I have to tell you? You can't be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"
St. Peter went back to the Gates, looked around, and let out a heavy sigh. He returned to God's chambers and said, Well, they're gone."
The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.
"No - the Pearly Gates!"
St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, "Wait here. I'll be right back."
St. Peter went over to God's chambers and told him who is waiting for entrance. God said to Peter:
"How many times do I have to tell you? You can't be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"
St. Peter went back to the Gates, looked around, and let out a heavy sigh. He returned to God's chambers and said, Well, they're gone."
The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.
"No - the Pearly Gates!"