Are you "prepping"?

[Bitterhook]

You started this conversation by defending a guy who celebrated big federal government instilling fear on Americans, boot licker

I started this conversation by directly addressing your position and no one else's.
Seriously, you don't have to keep going, because the next stop with be "careless behavior" and "utterly senseless".

Ah **** it, just go ahead and write those on your forehead with a Sharpie Marker.

 

[the watcher]

My house is already equipped with backup generators and a decent amount of stable food. I have increased ammunition stocks a bit, and I do have a bug-out plan as well.

I'm pretty sure the only prepping you need is Preparation H

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Prep?

Nope. If things get so bad that you need stockpiled goods, your life will be beyond miserable anyway. No medical care, people out to kill you over your supplies.

Preppers who stockpile are just setting themselves up as targets.
If I survive whatever brought about the need for prepping in the first place, my group will find you and take what we need from you.
(That's how it will work in the aftermath).

Thanks for your sacrifice and working hard all those years to make sure you have my supplies on hand ready for when I need them.
I'll start with Creep, then move on to the ones saying not to say anything (cause you KNOW they're loaded).
The "hunter" types especially because they're used to shooting only at things that never shoot back. They'll be the easiest.

 

[Augustine_]

I started this conversation by directly addressing your position and no one else's.
Seriously, you don't have to keep going, because the next stop with be "careless behavior" and "utterly senseless".

Ah **** it, just go ahead and write those on your forehead with a Sharpie Marker.

You are not getting it. Just get back to licking your boots

 

[badbob85037]

I'm seeing a lotta that going around some places. Almost like Y2K all over again, except this time with Nazis.

My house is already equipped with backup generators and a decent amount of stable food. I have increased ammunition stocks a bit, and I do have a bug-out plan as well.

Anyone else?

I prepper my eggs in the morning and my meat at dinner. Doesn't everybody?

 

[d0gbreath]

Keep on fearin'! We like it that way! You lefties need to fear a whole lot more.

Scare me.

 

[Lockback]

Scare me.

I don't need to.
You're obviously already terrified.

 

[Zincwarrior]

I'm seeing a lotta that going around some places. Almost like Y2K all over again, except this time with Nazis.

My house is already equipped with backup generators and a decent amount of stable food. I have increased ammunition stocks a bit, and I do have a bug-out plan as well.

Anyone else?

I am well prepared with an extra bottle of bourbon.

 

[Lockback]

I am well prepared with an extra bottle of bourbon.

As am I.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Crepitus

I'm seeing a lotta that going around some places. Almost like Y2K all over again, except this time with Nazis.

My house is already equipped with backup generators and a decent amount of stable food. I have increased ammunition stocks a bit, and I do have a bug-out plan as well.

Anyone else?

Everyone should be armed to defend against the violent fascist right.

Particularly Americans of color.

 

[Lockback]

Crepitus

Everyone should be armed to defend against the violent fascist right.

Particularly Americans of color.

I just KNOW you're writing satire.
No rational human being could post that shit with a serious face.

 

[Zincwarrior]

As am I.

I think I also have a couple of hot dogs in the fridge.

The weiner dogs however are WELL Provisioned.

 

[Unkotare]

Crepitus

Everyone should be armed to defend against the violent fascist right.

Particularly Americans of color.

All Americans are some color.

 

[JustAnotherNut]

No rational human being

That's your first mistake when talking with a board leftist like Jonesy, cause they aren't rational, nor are they human beings

 

[Lockback]

That's your first mistake when talking with a board leftist like Jonesy, cause they aren't rational, nor are they human beings

Arrrrgggh!! Stupid me! I stand corrected!

 

[Bitterhook]

I am well prepared with an extra bottle of bourbon.

Lightweight, unless you already have a shitload, because it might actually take a little while.

 

[d0gbreath]

I don't need to.
You're obviously already terrified.

"Watch out! He's got a knife!"

 

[Unkotare]

"Watch out! He's got a knife!"

You butter be scared, toast.

 

[Crepitus]

It pleases me greatly to see you living in fear.
Keep it up.
Be afraid.
Be very, very afraid.

I'm not afraid of you, dolt. I worry that tRump is gonna collapse the economy.

 

[Crepitus]

I like how you describe something as indicative of a Nazi and then describe yourself as doing so.

Huh? When did I say being prepared was indicative of being a nazi?