Are You A Woman? 12 Signs To Look For

[1srelluc]

What is a woman? Nobody knows—not even Supreme Court nominees. But we've come up with a few key indicators to look for. Run through this list and keep track of how many "yes" answers you come up with. The more affirmatives, the more likely you're a chick!

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1. Are you always cold?

2. Has a human ever popped out of you?

3. Have you ever decorated a bed with six or more pillows?

4. Can you tell the difference between cream white and rustic farmhouse white?

5. Have you run into a curb in the past 24 hours? Be honest, CAROL.

6. DO YOU BLEED? Like, for an extended period of time at regular intervals?

7. Does it take you over three hours to decide what you want to eat?

8. Are you currently a member of at least three pyramid schemes?

9. Do you find simple movie plots hard to follow?

10. Do you frequently describe your emotional state as "fine" when you are not in fact fine?

11. Is your Starbucks drink order anything other than black coffee?

12. Do you have two X chromosomes?

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Tally up your number of "Yes" answers and consult this chart:

0-2: There's a small chance you're a dude, bro.

3-5: We're getting some real feminine vibes here.

6-8: Starting to look kinda likely that you're probably a woman.

9-11: Definitely a woman.

12: You are the final boss of women. Congrats!

Are You A Woman? 12 Signs To Look For

Could someone rush this over to the Senate?

 

[JoeMoma]

 

[1srelluc]

Damn she was hot.

 

[Votto]

 

[JoeMoma]

Damn she was hot.

Yes. Too bad she no longer has the voice she had in the 90s.

 

[WEATHER53]

Well let’s see
Women can carry and deliver babies. Liberals feel men should be able to also for sexual equality so look for that to become front page

Women have vaginas and milk producing breasts

Women are almost always shorter and lighter in weight than men

There are a dozen more but one certainly must be concerned that since this nominee did not know what I included above then what other everyday aspects of life is she unaware of or in denial of?

 

[Road Runner]

I know that I'm a woman just because my balls are on the top of my body and not in-between my legs. That's good enough for me.

 

[miketx]

I know that I'm a woman just because my balls are on the top of my body and not in-between my legs. That's good enough for me.

That's good, cause if your balls were on your forehead they would cover your eyes and you couldn't see, making you an even worse driver then you are now.

 

[Road Runner]

That's good, cause if your balls were on your forehead they would cover your eyes and you couldn't see, making you an even worse driver then you are now.

Lol but I don't drive. XD

 

[Likkmee]

That's good, cause if your balls were on your forehead they would cover your eyes and you couldn't see, making you an even worse driver then you are now.

OR
That good lookin chick with the great hooterz didn't work out so well when you asked for the 69

 

[1stNickD]

What is a woman? Nobody knows—not even Supreme Court nominees. But we've come up with a few key indicators to look for. Run through this list and keep track of how many "yes" answers you come up with. The more affirmatives, the more likely you're a chick!

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1. Are you always cold?

2. Has a human ever popped out of you?

3. Have you ever decorated a bed with six or more pillows?

4. Can you tell the difference between cream white and rustic farmhouse white?

5. Have you run into a curb in the past 24 hours? Be honest, CAROL.

6. DO YOU BLEED? Like, for an extended period of time at regular intervals?

7. Does it take you over three hours to decide what you want to eat?

8. Are you currently a member of at least three pyramid schemes?

9. Do you find simple movie plots hard to follow?

10. Do you frequently describe your emotional state as "fine" when you are not in fact fine?

11. Is your Starbucks drink order anything other than black coffee?

12. Do you have two X chromosomes?

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Tally up your number of "Yes" answers and consult this chart:

0-2: There's a small chance you're a dude, bro.

3-5: We're getting some real feminine vibes here.

6-8: Starting to look kinda likely that you're probably a woman.

9-11: Definitely a woman.

12: You are the final boss of women. Congrats!

Are You A Woman? 12 Signs To Look For

Could someone rush this over to the Senate?

nah, pull out your pants and look down. If you see a pecker you are a male. You can cut off that pecker, but you are still a male, just a very stupid male that has mutilated himself to pretend to be a female.

God, please damn these groomers to hell. If you want me to help just send a sign.