Apocalypse begins - government shutdown survivors

[Quantum Windbag]

Day 1

They closed all the roads last night, can't get to work, get food, first signs of cannibalism overtake the neighbors.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Managed to make it home safe from a supply run. It'll hopefully be a couple of weeks before I have to fight my way back to the liquor store.

 

[syrenn]

Ive stocked the pantry with food and water fearing the shortages and mass panic. I have enough gas for the generator to last more then a week... enough firewood to last the winter....

and does this mean we dont have to deal with the damn TSA to board a flight now?

 

[boedicca]

To heck with food.

I loaded a few more cases of wine into the bomb/wine shelter, along with a back-up corkscrew and glasses.

But, a few tins of pate and crackers would be a good idea.

 

[boedicca]

And it's not too late to order the items on the Zombie Apocalypse List on Amazon!!!!

 

[TheOldSchool]

To heck with food.

I loaded a few more cases of wine into the bomb/wine shelter, along with back up cork screw and glasses.

But, a few tins of pate and crackers would be a good idea.

Wine... good idea. I'll schedule another supply run for the morning.

 

[TemplarKormac]

It kinda feels like the letdown after Y2K.

I wanted to see explosions and mass destruction, but none of the sort came to pass. Kinda like this alleged government shutdown. Oh wait, nevermind, there are Obamabots disguised as Daleks from Dr. Who out here. They are marching in formation now, chanting in a deep drone: "Buuuush Diiiid Iiiiit" over and over. UH OH ONE OF THEM FOUND ME, THIS MIGHT BE THE END! NO! Nooooo!! PUT DOWN THAT HOPE AND CHANGE POSTER! WAIT! NO DON'T! I DON'T WANT HEALTH INS--- AAAAAGHHH! Urghh..... (Thud)

 

[Politico]

Hey don't make fun. Obammy said there would be floods by morning. Planes falling from the skies, starving babies, Locusts, people are dying damn it!!!!

 

[idb]

I read that Mexico and Canada are sealing their borders...and Cuba are patrolling for illegals coming in by sea.

 

[Politico]

Man I am in a conumdrum. Locusts are covering my house. My newborn baby that I had even though the gubbermint who said they would always take care of me has said **** you boy for the last ten years is dying. What should I do? What should I do?



.What

 

[DigitalDrifter]

I pulled my road warrior vehicle out of storage last night, on the way back to the cave had to run down three zombies.
It has begun.

 

[Pauli007001]

Thankfully I had the smarts to send my firstborn to the UK !!

 

[Quantum Windbag]

There are rumors of zombies and big ass spiders.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeRW_dClNkI]Big Ass Spider! [HD] - Official Trailer - In Theatres 10.18.13 - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Pauli007001]

There are rumors of zombies and big ass spiders.

Big Ass Spider! [HD] - Official Trailer - In Theatres 10.18.13 - YouTube

What kind of spiders?

NRA spiders???
Arrrrggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Someone should murder their kids!!!!

 

[eots]

We dont need no stinking government...

 

[TheOldSchool]

To heck with food.

I loaded a few more cases of wine into the bomb/wine shelter, along with back up cork screw and glasses.

But, a few tins of pate and crackers would be a good idea.

Wine... good idea. I'll schedule another supply run for the morning.

We lost 3 good men this morning. And all they had was moscato

 

[whitehall]

Save a pig. Eat a federal employee.