I was debating (I use that term VERY loosely) with a Trump Chump the other day about The Wall. The Chump mentioned how some people say a Mexican will just bring a ladder and climb the 20 25 30 foot wall with it. He then proudly pointed out the beaner would not be able to jump down from that height to the other side without breaking their legs, and would therefore be unable to come to America. He asked how the Mexican would be able to get down from there.
I responded with two words. I described a fantastical technological wonder which can defeat this $20 billion monstrosity.
"A rope."
The look on his face was priceless as the room erupted in laughter.
You don't even need a physical wall. Just withdraw your troops from around the world and send them to guard the border. Morale will sky rocket for a start.
Withdraw our troops from around the world.
Oh, this just gets better and better!
well a defense force is to defend....
nothing funny about it.
You aren't actually this stupid, are you? You aren't seriously proposing we withdraw our troops from around the world, are you?
Not only that, you would stop our projection of power to protect our interests around the world JUST TO STOP SOME LETTUCE PICKERS!!?!?!