America's Teachers urge Trump to use his time at home to repeat first grade!

[SweetSue92]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

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Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

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“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

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She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

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Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

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“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

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That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

This is exactly why I don't give a single one of these political fronts--oh, I mean "unions"--dime one of my money. Starting with the National Education Association.

This would be petty and vindictive anytime, but these look like nasty old crones in a pandemic. Well played, schoolmarms.

Jesus people - This is SATIRE!!

MY BAD--believe me, it reads so much like real life teachers unions I couldn't tell the difference. But still: Mea Culpa

 

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

​

Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

​

“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

​

She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

​

Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

​

“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

​

That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

This is exactly why I don't give a single one of these political fronts--oh, I mean "unions"--dime one of my money. Starting with the National Education Association.

This would be petty and vindictive anytime, but these look like nasty old crones in a pandemic. Well played, schoolmarms.

Jesus people - This is SATIRE!!

MY BAD--believe me, it reads so much like real life teachers unions I couldn't tell the difference. But still: Mea Culpa

Thanks Sue - You're Mea is Appreciea! Btw, there is some pretty good RW satire out there.

Babylon Bee - Politics

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babylonbee.com

 

[SweetSue92]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

​

Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

​

“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

​

She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

​

Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

​

“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

​

That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

This is exactly why I don't give a single one of these political fronts--oh, I mean "unions"--dime one of my money. Starting with the National Education Association.

This would be petty and vindictive anytime, but these look like nasty old crones in a pandemic. Well played, schoolmarms.

Jesus people - This is SATIRE!!

MY BAD--believe me, it reads so much like real life teachers unions I couldn't tell the difference. But still: Mea Culpa

Thanks Sue - You're Mea is Appreciea! Btw, there is some pretty good RW satire out there.

Babylon Bee - Politics

Babylon Bee is the definitive source of fake news you can trust.

babylonbee.com

I'm a teacher actually so I had better admit when I'm wrong! That's for real btw. I admit it to my students all the time!

I don't understand the internet culture of I Am Never Wrong. Being wrong and fixing it is how you learn stuff. okay / teacher off

 

[SweetSue92]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

​

Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

​

“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

​

She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

​

Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

​

“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

​

That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

This is exactly why I don't give a single one of these political fronts--oh, I mean "unions"--dime one of my money. Starting with the National Education Association.

This would be petty and vindictive anytime, but these look like nasty old crones in a pandemic. Well played, schoolmarms.

Jesus people - This is SATIRE!!

MY BAD--believe me, it reads so much like real life teachers unions I couldn't tell the difference. But still: Mea Culpa

Thanks Sue - You're Mea is Appreciea! Btw, there is some pretty good RW satire out there.

Babylon Bee - Politics

Babylon Bee is the definitive source of fake news you can trust.

babylonbee.com

The BB is one of the best satire sites out there. I'm a Christian and sometimes they roast us hard. Always funny. But blistering burns too. Good stuff.

 

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

​

Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

​

“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

​

She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

​

Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

​

“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

​

That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

This is exactly why I don't give a single one of these political fronts--oh, I mean "unions"--dime one of my money. Starting with the National Education Association.

This would be petty and vindictive anytime, but these look like nasty old crones in a pandemic. Well played, schoolmarms.

Jesus people - This is SATIRE!!

MY BAD--believe me, it reads so much like real life teachers unions I couldn't tell the difference. But still: Mea Culpa

Thanks Sue - You're Mea is Appreciea! Btw, there is some pretty good RW satire out there.

Babylon Bee - Politics

Babylon Bee is the definitive source of fake news you can trust.

babylonbee.com

I'm a teacher actually so I had better admit when I'm wrong! That's for real btw. I admit it to my students all the time!

I don't understand the internet culture of I Am Never Wrong. Being wrong and fixing it is how you learn stuff. okay / teacher off

You're okay Sue - In my book, ALL teachers are okay. Anyone who dedicates their life to your art is okay in my book. Both my parents were professors. Dad in physics and Mom in math. *I was the dummy in the family

Mom ended up a school board president. First female to hold that position in a very large district in SoCal circa late 60's. She believed in public education and I do to.

You may be in the private realm and that's fine too. Most college grads with similar education background make more than teachers. I love teachers - so carry on!

 

[Maxdeath]

Good god this piece is so stupid and misleading. It is about the head of the teachers association not the whole association. So this person is obviously not very bright and trying to push her own agenda along with the reporter.
There is nothing to suggest that anyone else in the association feels the same.
But then again the left has always failed at common sense and reading comprehension.

Well that makes three Trumptards who take Borowitz satire seriously.
Happens almost every time!

You assume that people take you serious.
The fact that your idea of satire is so low that no one else thinks it's funny should tell you a lot.

Yes, you took it seriously and should be embarrassed. Go surf porn or something.

Good god this piece is so stupid and misleading. It is about the head of the teachers association not the whole association. So this person is obviously not very bright and trying to push her own agenda along with the reporter.
There is nothing to suggest that anyone else in the association feels the same.
But then again the left has always failed at common sense and reading comprehension.

Funny too bad you can't go to first grade. But that requires thought that you are missing. Maybe your mom can take you to obedience class with the dog.

 

[DrLove]

Good god this piece is so stupid and misleading. It is about the head of the teachers association not the whole association. So this person is obviously not very bright and trying to push her own agenda along with the reporter.
There is nothing to suggest that anyone else in the association feels the same.
But then again the left has always failed at common sense and reading comprehension.

Well that makes three Trumptards who take Borowitz satire seriously.
Happens almost every time!

You assume that people take you serious.
The fact that your idea of satire is so low that no one else thinks it's funny should tell you a lot.

Yes, you took it seriously and should be embarrassed. Go surf porn or something.

Good god this piece is so stupid and misleading. It is about the head of the teachers association not the whole association. So this person is obviously not very bright and trying to push her own agenda along with the reporter.
There is nothing to suggest that anyone else in the association feels the same.
But then again the left has always failed at common sense and reading comprehension.

Funny too bad you can't go to first grade. But that requires thought that you are missing. Maybe your mom can take you to obedience class with the dog.

You're seriously NOT embarrassed? See Sue's admission. THAT my friend is what an ADULT does.
You prolly need to start over in PRE-K!

 

[Maxdeath]

Good god this piece is so stupid and misleading. It is about the head of the teachers association not the whole association. So this person is obviously not very bright and trying to push her own agenda along with the reporter.
There is nothing to suggest that anyone else in the association feels the same.
But then again the left has always failed at common sense and reading comprehension.

Well that makes three Trumptards who take Borowitz satire seriously.
Happens almost every time!

You assume that people take you serious.
The fact that your idea of satire is so low that no one else thinks it's funny should tell you a lot.

Yes, you took it seriously and should be embarrassed. Go surf porn or something.

Good god this piece is so stupid and misleading. It is about the head of the teachers association not the whole association. So this person is obviously not very bright and trying to push her own agenda along with the reporter.
There is nothing to suggest that anyone else in the association feels the same.
But then again the left has always failed at common sense and reading comprehension.

Funny too bad you can't go to first grade. But that requires thought that you are missing. Maybe your mom can take you to obedience class with the dog.

You're seriously NOT embarrassed? See Sue's admission. THAT my friend is what an ADULT does.
You prolly need to start over in PRE-K!

Roflol. Poor baby go see if you can actually borrow a sense of humor.

 

[DrLove]

Good god this piece is so stupid and misleading. It is about the head of the teachers association not the whole association. So this person is obviously not very bright and trying to push her own agenda along with the reporter.
There is nothing to suggest that anyone else in the association feels the same.
But then again the left has always failed at common sense and reading comprehension.

Well that makes three Trumptards who take Borowitz satire seriously.
Happens almost every time!

You assume that people take you serious.
The fact that your idea of satire is so low that no one else thinks it's funny should tell you a lot.

Yes, you took it seriously and should be embarrassed. Go surf porn or something.

Good god this piece is so stupid and misleading. It is about the head of the teachers association not the whole association. So this person is obviously not very bright and trying to push her own agenda along with the reporter.
There is nothing to suggest that anyone else in the association feels the same.
But then again the left has always failed at common sense and reading comprehension.

Funny too bad you can't go to first grade. But that requires thought that you are missing. Maybe your mom can take you to obedience class with the dog.

You're seriously NOT embarrassed? See Sue's admission. THAT my friend is what an ADULT does.
You prolly need to start over in PRE-K!

Roflol. Poor baby go see if you can actually borrow a sense of humor.

Know how you can tell when you're talking to a humorless, Trumptardian butthole who won't admit they were fooled by satire?
They keep DIGGING - *See First Rule of Holes!!