America's Teachers urge Trump to use his time at home to repeat first grade!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

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Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

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“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

​

She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

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Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

​

“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

​

That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

 

[miketx]

Is this for real?

 

[martybegan]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

​

Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

​

“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

​

She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

​

Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

​

“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

​

That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

Talk about being petty twats.

Go fuck yourself.

 

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

​

Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

​

“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

​

She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

​

Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

​

“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

​

That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

Talk about being petty twats.

Go fuck yourself.

I agree Marty - Repeating kindergarten would have been a better first step.

 

[SweetSue92]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

​

Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

​

“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

​

She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

​

Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

​

“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

​

That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

This is exactly why I don't give a single one of these political fronts--oh, I mean "unions"--dime one of my money. Starting with the National Education Association.

This would be petty and vindictive anytime, but these look like nasty old crones in a pandemic. Well played, schoolmarms.

 

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

​

Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

​

“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

​

She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

​

Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

​

“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

​

That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

This is exactly why I don't give a single one of these political fronts--oh, I mean "unions"--dime one of my money. Starting with the National Education Association.

This would be petty and vindictive anytime, but these look like nasty old crones in a pandemic. Well played, schoolmarms.

Jesus people - This is SATIRE!!

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

​

Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

​

“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

​

She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

​

Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

​

“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

​

That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

Another worthless TDS thread

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

​

Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

​

“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

​

She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

​

Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

​

“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

​

That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

This is exactly why I don't give a single one of these political fronts--oh, I mean "unions"--dime one of my money. Starting with the National Education Association.

This would be petty and vindictive anytime, but these look like nasty old crones in a pandemic. Well played, schoolmarms.

Jesus people - This is SATIRE!!

"What! Were just joking!"

 

[The Irish Ram]

They need to sweep their own porches, instead of worrying about someone else's abilities.
They have turned our children into whining, incompetent, uneducated idiots....

 

[Tax Man]

Donald should simply start all over again in school from kindergarten and try to learn this time.

 

[martybegan]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

​

Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

​

“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

​

She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

​

Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

​

“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

​

That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

Talk about being petty twats.

Go fuck yourself.

I agree Marty - Repeating kindergarten would have been a better first step.

You are a half trick pony at best. Get better material you cheap poseur dime store hack.

 

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

​

Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

​

“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

​

She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

​

Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

​

“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

​

That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

Another worthless TDS thread

The "Type C" bench orders you to report for duty immediately!

Type C Trumpkin: Stupid people. This group often consists of former Tea Party males who suddenly don't mind in the slightest this president's horribly reckless spending. They tend to include the poorly educated MAGA-hatters who attend his rallies, White Nationalists, Klansmen, Nazis, Conspiracy Theorists and various other Deplorable Goobers who actually believe in "The Deep State". They are highly entertained each time their Orange Overlord "Flips Lefty the Bird" or undoes anything "That Black Mooslim Kenyan Feller" did. Their typical responses involve either "TDS!!" or "Orange Man Bad!!!"​

https://www.usmessageboard.com/threads/my-exhaustive-research-indicates-that-there-are-three-basic-types-of-trump-supporters.814680/

 

[Maxdeath]

Good god this piece is so stupid and misleading. It is about the head of the teachers association not the whole association. So this person is obviously not very bright and trying to push her own agenda along with the reporter.
There is nothing to suggest that anyone else in the association feels the same.
But then again the left has always failed at common sense and reading comprehension.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.​

​

Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.​

​

“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”​

​

She added that anyone at the White House would be qualified to homeschool Trump, “except Jared.”​

​

Foyler acknowledged that the plan for Trump to repeat first grade had faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.​

​

“From an educational standpoint, the kindergarten curriculum is mainly devoted to socialization and getting along with others,” she said. “I think the ship has sailed on that.”​

​

That disagreement aside, Foyler said that the nation’s elementary educators were prepared to offer Trump a broad array of online learning resources. “He will have everything he needs to repeat first grade while Dr. Fauci runs the country,” she said.​

Americaâs Teachers Urge Trump to Use Time at Home to Repeat First Grade

The plan faced dissent from some of the nation’s teachers, who felt strongly that he should first repeat kindergarten.

www.newyorker.com

Another worthless TDS thread

The "Type C" bench orders you to report for duty immediately!

Type C Trumpkin: Stupid people. This group often consists of former Tea Party males who suddenly don't mind in the slightest this president's horribly reckless spending. They tend to include the poorly educated MAGA-hatters who attend his rallies, White Nationalists, Klansmen, Nazis, Conspiracy Theorists and various other Deplorable Goobers who actually believe in "The Deep State". They are highly entertained each time their Orange Overlord "Flips Lefty the Bird" or undoes anything "That Black Mooslim Kenyan Feller" did. Their typical responses involve either "TDS!!" or "Orange Man Bad!!!"​

https://www.usmessageboard.com/threads/my-exhaustive-research-indicates-that-there-are-three-basic-types-of-trump-supporters.814680/

Easy solution. No "handouts" for the hillary voters of 2016. Seems reasonable to me

 

[DrLove]

Good god this piece is so stupid and misleading. It is about the head of the teachers association not the whole association. So this person is obviously not very bright and trying to push her own agenda along with the reporter.
There is nothing to suggest that anyone else in the association feels the same.
But then again the left has always failed at common sense and reading comprehension.

Well that makes three Trumptards who take Borowitz satire seriously.
Happens almost every time!

 

[toobfreak]

Jesus people - This is SATIRE!!

Problem is, RubberGlove, your "satire" looks exactly like your day to day politics!

There is no difference.

 

[Maxdeath]

Good god this piece is so stupid and misleading. It is about the head of the teachers association not the whole association. So this person is obviously not very bright and trying to push her own agenda along with the reporter.
There is nothing to suggest that anyone else in the association feels the same.
But then again the left has always failed at common sense and reading comprehension.

Well that makes three Trumptards who take Borowitz satire seriously.
Happens almost every time!

You assume that people take you serious.
The fact that your idea of satire is so low that no one else thinks it's funny should tell you a lot.

 

[DrLove]

Good god this piece is so stupid and misleading. It is about the head of the teachers association not the whole association. So this person is obviously not very bright and trying to push her own agenda along with the reporter.
There is nothing to suggest that anyone else in the association feels the same.
But then again the left has always failed at common sense and reading comprehension.

Well that makes three Trumptards who take Borowitz satire seriously.
Happens almost every time!

You assume that people take you serious.
The fact that your idea of satire is so low that no one else thinks it's funny should tell you a lot.

Yes, you took it seriously and should be embarrassed. Go surf porn or something.

Good god this piece is so stupid and misleading. It is about the head of the teachers association not the whole association. So this person is obviously not very bright and trying to push her own agenda along with the reporter.
There is nothing to suggest that anyone else in the association feels the same.
But then again the left has always failed at common sense and reading comprehension.

 

[The Irish Ram]

Of the 195 countries tested, the United States clocked in at 27th, with 23 expected years of human capital. However, in 1990, the United States ranked sixth in the world. Curiously, the number of years of human capital expected of a US citizen in 1990 was 22 -- one year less than the current expectation.
So why the precipitous fall? The institute characterizes it as a stagnation "due in part to a lack of improvement in years of education attained."

In 1990, the US was ranked 6th in education and health care. Today, it's 27th, a study says - CNN

A study by the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation ranks "human capital" and finds the United States stagnating while others rise.

www.cnn.com

• Program for International Student Assessment, ranked America 40 of 72 in mathematics, 25 of 72 in science, 24 of 72 in reading.
• International rankings of the United States - Wikipedia

Our school system is an embarrassment. Too much transvestite play day and not enough math...

 

[Mr Natural]

No joking around when it comes to St Trumpy