Americans refuse to cash stimulus checks unless Republicans are onboard!

[DrLove]

I concur. Without Moscow Mitch McTurtle's blessing, mine is going in the shredder!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A broad majority of Americans adamantly refuse to cash a new round of stimulus checks unless congressional Republicans fully support their issuance, a new poll shows.​

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According to the poll, ninety per cent of Americans would forego food, clothing, and shelter if it means holding out for a relief package that has the support of such G.O.P. lawmakers as Senator Susan Collins, of Maine.​

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“Sure, I’d love to avoid being evicted at the end of the month,” one poll respondent said. “But if that means accepting a stimulus check that has less than bipartisan support, count me out.”​

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“We’ve been struggling to pay for groceries ever since my husband and I both got laid off last year,” another respondent said. “But I wouldn’t feel good about buying food for my family if I knew that the money came via the budget-reconciliation process.”​

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“My eight-year-old son came to me the other day and said, ‘Daddy, I don’t want new shoes unless the money to pay for them comes with Mitch McConnell’s blessing,’ ” another said. “I don’t think I’ve ever been prouder of that little boy.”​

Americans Adamantly Refuse to Cash Stimulus Checks Unless Republicans Are Onboard

“I wouldn’t feel good about buying food for my family if I knew that the money came via the budget-reconciliation process,” one poll respondent said.

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[Rambunctious]

I concur. Without Moscow Mitch McTurtle's blessing, mine is going in the shredder!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A broad majority of Americans adamantly refuse to cash a new round of stimulus checks unless congressional Republicans fully support their issuance, a new poll shows.​

​

According to the poll, ninety per cent of Americans would forego food, clothing, and shelter if it means holding out for a relief package that has the support of such G.O.P. lawmakers as Senator Susan Collins, of Maine.​

​

“Sure, I’d love to avoid being evicted at the end of the month,” one poll respondent said. “But if that means accepting a stimulus check that has less than bipartisan support, count me out.”​

​

“We’ve been struggling to pay for groceries ever since my husband and I both got laid off last year,” another respondent said. “But I wouldn’t feel good about buying food for my family if I knew that the money came via the budget-reconciliation process.”​

​

“My eight-year-old son came to me the other day and said, ‘Daddy, I don’t want new shoes unless the money to pay for them comes with Mitch McConnell’s blessing,’ ” another said. “I don’t think I’ve ever been prouder of that little boy.”​

Americans Adamantly Refuse to Cash Stimulus Checks Unless Republicans Are Onboard

“I wouldn’t feel good about buying food for my family if I knew that the money came via the budget-reconciliation process,” one poll respondent said.

www.newyorker.com

I sending mine to representative Greene.....

 

[rightwinger]

Republicans need to show their integrity and turn down the check

That will really piss off Nancy Pelosi

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

I concur. Without Moscow Mitch McTurtle's blessing, mine is going in the shredder!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A broad majority of Americans adamantly refuse to cash a new round of stimulus checks unless congressional Republicans fully support their issuance, a new poll shows.​

​

According to the poll, ninety per cent of Americans would forego food, clothing, and shelter if it means holding out for a relief package that has the support of such G.O.P. lawmakers as Senator Susan Collins, of Maine.​

​

“Sure, I’d love to avoid being evicted at the end of the month,” one poll respondent said. “But if that means accepting a stimulus check that has less than bipartisan support, count me out.”​

​

“We’ve been struggling to pay for groceries ever since my husband and I both got laid off last year,” another respondent said. “But I wouldn’t feel good about buying food for my family if I knew that the money came via the budget-reconciliation process.”​

​

“My eight-year-old son came to me the other day and said, ‘Daddy, I don’t want new shoes unless the money to pay for them comes with Mitch McConnell’s blessing,’ ” another said. “I don’t think I’ve ever been prouder of that little boy.”​

Americans Adamantly Refuse to Cash Stimulus Checks Unless Republicans Are Onboard

“I wouldn’t feel good about buying food for my family if I knew that the money came via the budget-reconciliation process,” one poll respondent said.

www.newyorker.com

I sending mine to representative Greene.....

Haha, perfect. That's literally her entire motive: cashing the checks of gullible 'spiracy folks.

 

[saveliberty]

The tactical shotgun is on back order.

 

[Auld Phart]

I'm using mine to buy gift certificates to the local gun store, and giving them to my grandsons.

(they're both anti-gun, and voted for Biden)

 

[Damaged Eagle]

Republicans need to show their integrity and turn down the check

That will really piss off Nancy Pelosi

I think I'm going to go with Rambunctious 's answer because that'll piss Pelosi off more.

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[DrLove]

I'm using mine to buy gift certificates to the local gun store, and giving them to my grandsons.

(they're both anti-gun, and voted for Biden)

You have grandchildren old enough to buy guns? Damn Will - You OLD!

 

[Auld Phart]

I'm using mine to buy gift certificates to the local gun store, and giving them to my grandsons.

(they're both anti-gun, and voted for Biden)

You have grandchildren old enough to buy guns? Damn Will - You OLD!

24, (next month), 22, and 20, (in May)

 

[DrLove]

I'm using mine to buy gift certificates to the local gun store, and giving them to my grandsons.

(they're both anti-gun, and voted for Biden)

You have grandchildren old enough to buy guns? Damn Will - You OLD!

Hey Will, I'm envious. I'd give anything to be a grandfather - But my 25 year old daughter reassures me that it ain't gonna happen about once a year.

 

[Missourian]

Send it straight to President Trump.

 

[watchingfromafar]

Republicans need to show their integrity and turn down the check

God I pray they do
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[Fort Fun Indiana]

The tactical shotgun is on back order.

Gee, I hope you don't have any accidents.

 

[rightwinger]

The tactical shotgun is on back order.

You’ll shoot your eye out!

 

[watchingfromafar]

The tactical shotgun is on back order.

Just a reminder, that post just put you on the FBI list of possible terrorists
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[Fort Fun Indiana]

The tactical shotgun is on back order.

Just a reminder, that post just put you on the FBI list of possible terrorists
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Pfft... the FBI isn't worried about 400 pound hillbillies that can barely mount a Hoverround or hit a paint can from 20 yards.