American Culture

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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And
they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe
we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work
environment!

And Last but not least.....

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart .

"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson
and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but
they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work
in the yard, and haul her off to jail."