Maybe this belongs in technology???

[dilloduck]

April 2005

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the

shit out of him.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

April 2005

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

ah hah
ah hah
heh....

 

[dilloduck]

ah hah
ah hah
heh....

ya ya--I'm striking out on all my jokes today. Guess ya have to understand the crap Texas A&M takes in Texas.

 

[Joz]

April 2005...Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. ..

Ha. ha. In fact Vict. Secret has come out with such a bra. It's $48.

But in Cosmo this month it stated that "hollywood" women are applying lip enhancment gloss to their nipples to make them more prominent.

 

[dilloduck]

Ha. ha. In fact Vict. Secret has come out with such a bra. It's $48.

But in Cosmo this month it stated that "hollywood" women are applying lip enhancment gloss to their nipples to make them more prominent.

I just use Vaseline. Cheaper.

 

[Joz]

I just use Vaseline. Cheaper.

Not the same thing. And besides, who wants greasy nipples?
Say, shouldn't this be moved to our sex thread?

 

[dilloduck]

Not the same thing. And besides, who wants greasy nipples?
Say, shouldn't this be moved to our sex thread?

What do you mean "our", White Woman ?????? :teeth:

 

[Joz]

What do you mean "our", White Woman ?????? :teeth: