All Time Greats Of Stand Up

[Nemo Securus]

I want to know everyones thoughts on the greatest comedians of all time. Im sure everyone has their own personal favorite that makes them bellow with laughter every time, and I want to hear about it.



My personal favorite is George Carlin who recently passed

 

[Nemo Securus]

Oh crap I just realized Ileft out Eddie Murphy and Lewis Black....Anywho please respond!!!

 

[Ninja]

My personal favorite is Joe Rogan.

 

[LOki]

Sam Kinison

 

[Dr Grump]

Ben Elton

 

[jillian]

I was always partial to Robin Williams and Bill Hicks.

But Eddie Murphy in his prime was brilliant as were Carlin and Pryor.

Come to think of it, I really like comedians. Rodney Dangerfield was pretty funny in his day, too.

 

[Dr Grump]

Robin Williams would be my second favourite

 

[editec]

Henny Youngman.

 

[jillian]

Robin Williams would be my second favourite

Robin rocks. (heh...)

 

[Paulie]

My two personal faves would be Gallagher and Carrot Top, but I don't see them in the choices. Why is that?

 

[random3434]

I want to know everyones thoughts on the greatest comedians of all time. Im sure everyone has their own personal favorite that makes them bellow with laughter every time, and I want to hear about it.



My personal favorite is George Carlin who recently passed

He told it like it was, didn't he?


I thought this was topical for this message board:




[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u6lCBnRoHQ]YouTube - George Carlin - Voting[/ame]

 

[random3434]

This guy is pretty funny too:


[ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=zewDAa99Ns8]YouTube - Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket[/ame]

 

[AllieBaba]

Adam Sandler stand up is fricking hilarious.

I recommend "Piece of Shit Car" to anyone who has ever driven a lemon. It's as though he was describing my car of about 15 years ago. It was a Honda with around 300,000 miles on it but oh my gosh was it a mess....

 

[random3434]

Adam Sandler stand up is fricking hilarious.

I recommend "Piece of Shit Car" to anyone who has ever driven a lemon. It's as though he was describing my car of about 15 years ago. It was a Honda with around 300,000 miles on it but oh my gosh was it a mess....

As you can see, I just LOVE youtube!


Here is a vid for "P of S C"



[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNjcyHMsRSQ]YouTube - Adam Sandler- Piece Of Shit Car[/ame]

 

[Nemo Securus]

This guy is pretty funny too:


YouTube - Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocket

Jim Gaffigan is he was on Letterman the other night and even his interview was funny.

 

[random3434]

I want to know everyones thoughts on the greatest comedians of all time. Im sure everyone has their own personal favorite that makes them bellow with laughter every time, and I want to hear about it.



My personal favorite is George Carlin who recently passed

Here are some oldies but goodies my brother just sent me:





1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?'
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

11 . Is there another word for synonym?

12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?'

13. Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?'

14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

23. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

24. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

25. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

26. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

27.. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

28. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

29. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

30. How is it possible to have a civil war?

31. If God dropped acid, would he see people?

32. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

33. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

34.. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

35. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'Lisp' to have a 'S' in it?

36. Why are hemorrhoids called 'hemorrhoids' instead of 'assteroids'?

37. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

38. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

39. Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?

40. If the 'blackbox' flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?

41. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

 

[manifold]

Buddy Hackett and Redd Foxx were pretty funny mother f*ckers too.

 

[manifold]

I'd also add Katt Williams to the list. The Pimp Chronicles had me in stitches...and then some!

 

[AllieBaba]

My two personal faves would be Gallagher and Carrot Top, but I don't see them in the choices. Why is that?

Because they just aren't funny.

 

[manifold]

How the *&^%^& did Andy Kaufman make the list? Sure, his Mighty Mouse bit on SNL was pure comic genius, but as a stand-up comedian he totally sucked balls.