all this talk about the Duck dynasty keeps reminding me...

healthmyths

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One day a lovely dove was walking down the forest path when a long arm grabbed the dove and after the bushes stopped shaken the dove was back on the path blissfully commenting "I'm a dove and I've been loved!!"

A few minutes later a lady bug was going down the same path..again arm grabbed the lady bug..bushes shook and afterwards the
lady bug said "I'm a bug and I've been HUGGED"!!!

A little later a duck comes down the path.
Again the arm reaches around grabs the duck. Bushes shake and the arm puts duck back on the path.
Outraged the duck fumed "I'm a DRAKE and there's BEEN A MISTAKE!!!"

Now who says I don't have a sense of humor???
Bet you all thought I was gonna say something nasty right?? "Duck"??..ETC...
 

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