All Things Carlin

[SayMyName]

Post your favorite line from George Carlin. Or, throw in your own favorite comedian and share a line we may or may not have heard, yet.

George Carlin. "One day this world is going to shake us all off like a bad case of fleas." In reference to people who often proclaim we are destroying the earth, when all we are killing off are ourselves.

 

[hjmick]

"So, have you noticed there aren't a lot of Chinese guys named Rusty?"

 

[SayMyName]

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

 

[Warrior102]

I didn't know Carlin started off with Jack Burns.
Interesting tidbit...

 

[SayMyName]

"That's the meaning of life - Finding a place to put your stuff."

 

[BDBoop]

"Sometimes you belch and taste a hot dog you had two days ago."