Aliens issue statement asserting that sex with them does not spread the Coronavirus!

[DrLove]

OUTER SPACE (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement by beings from another planet, a group of prominent aliens declared on Wednesday that having sex with them does not spread the coronavirus.​

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In the statement, which the aliens published on Medium, the space creatures expressed concern that the dissemination of pseudoscience about sex with demons and alien DNA might cause some Earthlings to erroneously conclude that intimate relations with aliens were in some way a health risk.​

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“We can assure you, based on years of research, that it is perfectly safe for Earthlings to have sex with aliens,” the aliens wrote. “In this, as in all matters, it’s important to follow the science.”​

​

The extraterrestrials added that the coronavirus pandemic had caused them to rethink their planned invasion of the planet Earth, which had been pencilled in for later this year.​

​

The aliens indicated that they would now limit their invasion to places like Canada and New Zealand, but would avoid the United States.​

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus

“In this, as in all matters,” the aliens wrote, “it’s important to follow the science.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

The material on this is going to be comedy gold. It's too bad the late nights don't have the audiences right now. It would be hysterical.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

OUTER SPACE (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement by beings from another planet, a group of prominent aliens declared on Wednesday that having sex with them does not spread the coronavirus.​

​

In the statement, which the aliens published on Medium, the space creatures expressed concern that the dissemination of pseudoscience about sex with demons and alien DNA might cause some Earthlings to erroneously conclude that intimate relations with aliens were in some way a health risk.​

​

“We can assure you, based on years of research, that it is perfectly safe for Earthlings to have sex with aliens,” the aliens wrote. “In this, as in all matters, it’s important to follow the science.”​

​

The extraterrestrials added that the coronavirus pandemic had caused them to rethink their planned invasion of the planet Earth, which had been pencilled in for later this year.​

​

The aliens indicated that they would now limit their invasion to places like Canada and New Zealand, but would avoid the United States.​

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus

“In this, as in all matters,” the aliens wrote, “it’s important to follow the science.”

www.newyorker.com

She said DEMONS and WITCHES. Alien sex is ok

 

[rightwinger]

Look for Trump to retweet this thread

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

The aliens indicated that they would now limit their invasion to places like Canada and New Zealand, but would avoid the United States.

So even aliens avoid African too? Must be afraid of tainting the gene pool

 

[flacaltenn]

OUTER SPACE (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement by beings from another planet, a group of prominent aliens declared on Wednesday that having sex with them does not spread the coronavirus.​

​

In the statement, which the aliens published on Medium, the space creatures expressed concern that the dissemination of pseudoscience about sex with demons and alien DNA might cause some Earthlings to erroneously conclude that intimate relations with aliens were in some way a health risk.​

​

“We can assure you, based on years of research, that it is perfectly safe for Earthlings to have sex with aliens,” the aliens wrote. “In this, as in all matters, it’s important to follow the science.”​

​

The extraterrestrials added that the coronavirus pandemic had caused them to rethink their planned invasion of the planet Earth, which had been pencilled in for later this year.​

​

The aliens indicated that they would now limit their invasion to places like Canada and New Zealand, but would avoid the United States.​

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus

“In this, as in all matters,” the aliens wrote, “it’s important to follow the science.”

www.newyorker.com

It's only funny if you're clueless about the scientific meaning of "alien DNA chemistry"... Welcome to the clueless...

 

[DrLove]

The material on this is going to be comedy gold. It's too bad the late nights don't have the audiences right now. It would be hysterical.

Colbert and Kimmel are still doing pretty well trashing the Dummy from home.

 

[DrLove]

It's only funny if you're clueless about the scientific meaning of "alien DNA chemistry"... Welcome to the clueless...

You wanna hitch your wagon to Stella, fine by me!

 

[flacaltenn]

It's only funny if you're clueless about the scientific meaning of "alien DNA chemistry"... Welcome to the clueless...

You wanna hitch your wagon to Stella, fine by me!

Ya wanna push a meme that makes you ignorant of science and an arrogant bully?

I think it's because she's a black African doctor.. That systemic latent racism in your tribe..

 

[esalla]

OUTER SPACE (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement by beings from another planet, a group of prominent aliens declared on Wednesday that having sex with them does not spread the coronavirus.​

​

In the statement, which the aliens published on Medium, the space creatures expressed concern that the dissemination of pseudoscience about sex with demons and alien DNA might cause some Earthlings to erroneously conclude that intimate relations with aliens were in some way a health risk.​

​

“We can assure you, based on years of research, that it is perfectly safe for Earthlings to have sex with aliens,” the aliens wrote. “In this, as in all matters, it’s important to follow the science.”​

​

The extraterrestrials added that the coronavirus pandemic had caused them to rethink their planned invasion of the planet Earth, which had been pencilled in for later this year.​

​

The aliens indicated that they would now limit their invasion to places like Canada and New Zealand, but would avoid the United States.​

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus

“In this, as in all matters,” the aliens wrote, “it’s important to follow the science.”

www.newyorker.com

It's only funny if you're clueless about the scientific meaning of "alien DNA chemistry"... Welcome to the clueless...

Inform us then about scientific alien dna

Jesus

 

[JoeMoma]

Bring on the Orion Women!

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

It's only funny if you're clueless about the scientific meaning of "alien DNA chemistry"... Welcome to the clueless...

You wanna hitch your wagon to Stella, fine by me!

Like I said before, Chris Cuomo's wife is as nutty or more than this woman, but you guys have no complaints about her. She also gave her husband a form of hydroxychloroquine

 

[flacaltenn]

OUTER SPACE (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement by beings from another planet, a group of prominent aliens declared on Wednesday that having sex with them does not spread the coronavirus.​

​

In the statement, which the aliens published on Medium, the space creatures expressed concern that the dissemination of pseudoscience about sex with demons and alien DNA might cause some Earthlings to erroneously conclude that intimate relations with aliens were in some way a health risk.​

​

“We can assure you, based on years of research, that it is perfectly safe for Earthlings to have sex with aliens,” the aliens wrote. “In this, as in all matters, it’s important to follow the science.”​

​

The extraterrestrials added that the coronavirus pandemic had caused them to rethink their planned invasion of the planet Earth, which had been pencilled in for later this year.​

​

The aliens indicated that they would now limit their invasion to places like Canada and New Zealand, but would avoid the United States.​

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus

“In this, as in all matters,” the aliens wrote, “it’s important to follow the science.”

www.newyorker.com

It's only funny if you're clueless about the scientific meaning of "alien DNA chemistry"... Welcome to the clueless...

Inform us then about scientific alien dna

Jesus

It's any ALTERNATE chemistry DNA structure that can be built in a lab.. Actually a big breakthru in understanding the significance of the "4 letter" building blocks that drives life on THIS place.. You can build replicable DNA with 8 letters as well..

Any "alien DNA" on this planet is MAN-MADE and synthetic... And vital to scientific understanding.

HOWEVER -- RATIONAL people will agree with her that messing with chemistry that drives life forms as we know them -- is pretty fucking dangerous... ESPECIALLY with the ability for that DNA to replicate...

So the "DEMON SPERM" part of this horridly bullying meme regurgitated by idiots is actually a brilliant way to characterize the CONSEQUENCES of MISHANDLING or MISUSING this DNA discovery..

NASA-Funded Research Creates DNA-like Molecule to Aid Search for Alien Life - NASA

In a research breakthrough funded by NASA, scientists have synthesized a molecular system that, like DNA, can store and transmit information. This

www.nasa.gov

Remember the story of life of earth? Fundamental Amino acids just floating around became LIFE?

 

[esalla]

OUTER SPACE (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement by beings from another planet, a group of prominent aliens declared on Wednesday that having sex with them does not spread the coronavirus.​

​

In the statement, which the aliens published on Medium, the space creatures expressed concern that the dissemination of pseudoscience about sex with demons and alien DNA might cause some Earthlings to erroneously conclude that intimate relations with aliens were in some way a health risk.​

​

“We can assure you, based on years of research, that it is perfectly safe for Earthlings to have sex with aliens,” the aliens wrote. “In this, as in all matters, it’s important to follow the science.”​

​

The extraterrestrials added that the coronavirus pandemic had caused them to rethink their planned invasion of the planet Earth, which had been pencilled in for later this year.​

​

The aliens indicated that they would now limit their invasion to places like Canada and New Zealand, but would avoid the United States.​

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus

“In this, as in all matters,” the aliens wrote, “it’s important to follow the science.”

www.newyorker.com

It's only funny if you're clueless about the scientific meaning of "alien DNA chemistry"... Welcome to the clueless...

Inform us then about scientific alien dna

Jesus

It's any ALTERNATE chemistry DNA structure that can be built in a lab.. Actually a big breakthru in understanding the significance of the "4 letter" building blocks that drives life on THIS place.. You can build replicable DNA with 8 letters as well..

Any "alien DNA" on this planet is MAN-MADE and synthetic... And vital to scientific understanding.

HOWEVER -- RATIONAL people will agree with her that messing with chemistry that drives life forms as we know them -- is pretty fucking dangerous... ESPECIALLY with the ability for that DNA to replicate...

So the "DEMON SPERM" part of this horridly bullying meme regurgitated by idiots is actually a brilliant way to characterize the CONSEQUENCES of MISHANDLING or MISUSING this DNA discovery.. Especially for self-replicating sequences..

NASA-Funded Research Creates DNA-like Molecule to Aid Search for Alien Life - NASA

In a research breakthrough funded by NASA, scientists have synthesized a molecular system that, like DNA, can store and transmit information. This

www.nasa.gov

Remember the story of life of earth? Fundamental Amino acids just floating around became LIFE?

No dna is built in labs. Or are you referring to gene splicing which contains no alien dna

Cluelezz

 

[flacaltenn]

OUTER SPACE (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement by beings from another planet, a group of prominent aliens declared on Wednesday that having sex with them does not spread the coronavirus.​

​

In the statement, which the aliens published on Medium, the space creatures expressed concern that the dissemination of pseudoscience about sex with demons and alien DNA might cause some Earthlings to erroneously conclude that intimate relations with aliens were in some way a health risk.​

​

“We can assure you, based on years of research, that it is perfectly safe for Earthlings to have sex with aliens,” the aliens wrote. “In this, as in all matters, it’s important to follow the science.”​

​

The extraterrestrials added that the coronavirus pandemic had caused them to rethink their planned invasion of the planet Earth, which had been pencilled in for later this year.​

​

The aliens indicated that they would now limit their invasion to places like Canada and New Zealand, but would avoid the United States.​

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus

“In this, as in all matters,” the aliens wrote, “it’s important to follow the science.”

www.newyorker.com

It's only funny if you're clueless about the scientific meaning of "alien DNA chemistry"... Welcome to the clueless...

Inform us then about scientific alien dna

Jesus

It's any ALTERNATE chemistry DNA structure that can be built in a lab.. Actually a big breakthru in understanding the significance of the "4 letter" building blocks that drives life on THIS place.. You can build replicable DNA with 8 letters as well..

Any "alien DNA" on this planet is MAN-MADE and synthetic... And vital to scientific understanding.

HOWEVER -- RATIONAL people will agree with her that messing with chemistry that drives life forms as we know them -- is pretty fucking dangerous... ESPECIALLY with the ability for that DNA to replicate...

So the "DEMON SPERM" part of this horridly bullying meme regurgitated by idiots is actually a brilliant way to characterize the CONSEQUENCES of MISHANDLING or MISUSING this DNA discovery..

NASA-Funded Research Creates DNA-like Molecule to Aid Search for Alien Life - NASA

In a research breakthrough funded by NASA, scientists have synthesized a molecular system that, like DNA, can store and transmit information. This

www.nasa.gov

Remember the story of life of earth? Fundamental Amino acids just floating around became LIFE?

Inquisitive intelligent people will have better actual opinions on this "demon sperm" thing, than the morons who just are kept in dark and fed shit daily and then regurgitate it...

 

[flacaltenn]

OUTER SPACE (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement by beings from another planet, a group of prominent aliens declared on Wednesday that having sex with them does not spread the coronavirus.​

​

In the statement, which the aliens published on Medium, the space creatures expressed concern that the dissemination of pseudoscience about sex with demons and alien DNA might cause some Earthlings to erroneously conclude that intimate relations with aliens were in some way a health risk.​

​

“We can assure you, based on years of research, that it is perfectly safe for Earthlings to have sex with aliens,” the aliens wrote. “In this, as in all matters, it’s important to follow the science.”​

​

The extraterrestrials added that the coronavirus pandemic had caused them to rethink their planned invasion of the planet Earth, which had been pencilled in for later this year.​

​

The aliens indicated that they would now limit their invasion to places like Canada and New Zealand, but would avoid the United States.​

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus

“In this, as in all matters,” the aliens wrote, “it’s important to follow the science.”

www.newyorker.com

It's only funny if you're clueless about the scientific meaning of "alien DNA chemistry"... Welcome to the clueless...

Inform us then about scientific alien dna

Jesus

It's any ALTERNATE chemistry DNA structure that can be built in a lab.. Actually a big breakthru in understanding the significance of the "4 letter" building blocks that drives life on THIS place.. You can build replicable DNA with 8 letters as well..

Any "alien DNA" on this planet is MAN-MADE and synthetic... And vital to scientific understanding.

HOWEVER -- RATIONAL people will agree with her that messing with chemistry that drives life forms as we know them -- is pretty fucking dangerous... ESPECIALLY with the ability for that DNA to replicate...

So the "DEMON SPERM" part of this horridly bullying meme regurgitated by idiots is actually a brilliant way to characterize the CONSEQUENCES of MISHANDLING or MISUSING this DNA discovery.. Especially for self-replicating sequences..

NASA-Funded Research Creates DNA-like Molecule to Aid Search for Alien Life - NASA

In a research breakthrough funded by NASA, scientists have synthesized a molecular system that, like DNA, can store and transmit information. This

www.nasa.gov

Remember the story of life of earth? Fundamental Amino acids just floating around became LIFE?

No dna is built in labs. Or are you referring to gene splicing which contains no alien dna

Cluelezz

Sorry kiddo.. You're wrong. splicing and dicing can be done on ANY scale.. Even from scratch..

 

[flacaltenn]

Even with "alphabets" that DONT USE the 4 letter amino acids...

 

[Likkmee]

OUTER SPACE (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement by beings from another planet, a group of prominent aliens declared on Wednesday that having sex with them does not spread the coronavirus.​

​

In the statement, which the aliens published on Medium, the space creatures expressed concern that the dissemination of pseudoscience about sex with demons and alien DNA might cause some Earthlings to erroneously conclude that intimate relations with aliens were in some way a health risk.​

​

“We can assure you, based on years of research, that it is perfectly safe for Earthlings to have sex with aliens,” the aliens wrote. “In this, as in all matters, it’s important to follow the science.”​

​

The extraterrestrials added that the coronavirus pandemic had caused them to rethink their planned invasion of the planet Earth, which had been pencilled in for later this year.​

​

The aliens indicated that they would now limit their invasion to places like Canada and New Zealand, but would avoid the United States.​

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus

“In this, as in all matters,” the aliens wrote, “it’s important to follow the science.”

www.newyorker.com

She said DEMONS and WITCHES. Alien sex is ok

Fuck that. I like me some Witchy women

 

[esalla]

OUTER SPACE (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement by beings from another planet, a group of prominent aliens declared on Wednesday that having sex with them does not spread the coronavirus.​

​

In the statement, which the aliens published on Medium, the space creatures expressed concern that the dissemination of pseudoscience about sex with demons and alien DNA might cause some Earthlings to erroneously conclude that intimate relations with aliens were in some way a health risk.​

​

“We can assure you, based on years of research, that it is perfectly safe for Earthlings to have sex with aliens,” the aliens wrote. “In this, as in all matters, it’s important to follow the science.”​

​

The extraterrestrials added that the coronavirus pandemic had caused them to rethink their planned invasion of the planet Earth, which had been pencilled in for later this year.​

​

The aliens indicated that they would now limit their invasion to places like Canada and New Zealand, but would avoid the United States.​

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus

“In this, as in all matters,” the aliens wrote, “it’s important to follow the science.”

www.newyorker.com

It's only funny if you're clueless about the scientific meaning of "alien DNA chemistry"... Welcome to the clueless...

Inform us then about scientific alien dna

Jesus

It's any ALTERNATE chemistry DNA structure that can be built in a lab.. Actually a big breakthru in understanding the significance of the "4 letter" building blocks that drives life on THIS place.. You can build replicable DNA with 8 letters as well..

Any "alien DNA" on this planet is MAN-MADE and synthetic... And vital to scientific understanding.

HOWEVER -- RATIONAL people will agree with her that messing with chemistry that drives life forms as we know them -- is pretty fucking dangerous... ESPECIALLY with the ability for that DNA to replicate...

So the "DEMON SPERM" part of this horridly bullying meme regurgitated by idiots is actually a brilliant way to characterize the CONSEQUENCES of MISHANDLING or MISUSING this DNA discovery.. Especially for self-replicating sequences..

NASA-Funded Research Creates DNA-like Molecule to Aid Search for Alien Life - NASA

In a research breakthrough funded by NASA, scientists have synthesized a molecular system that, like DNA, can store and transmit information. This

www.nasa.gov

Remember the story of life of earth? Fundamental Amino acids just floating around became LIFE?

No dna is built in labs. Or are you referring to gene splicing which contains no alien dna

Cluelezz

Sorry kiddo.. You're wrong. splicing and dicing can be done on ANY scale.. Even from scratch..

Great tell us what alien creature was created.

Who created it and named it

From scratch kid means writing dna, if this was done god is already proved and we were created in his image with his abilities just like the book says.

Cluelezz

 

[esalla]

Even with "alphabets" that DONT USE the 4 letter amino acids...

In your mind perhaps