Alcohol Knowledge Test

Shattered · Jan 5, 2006

This is scary, since I rarely drink...

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (83), and liquor (95).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 24% on proof

You scored higher than 40% on beer index

You scored higher than 61% on wine index

You scored higher than 68% on liquor index

If you liked my test, send it to your friends!

Bonnie · Jan 5, 2006

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 111 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (50), and liquor (86).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 19% on proof

You scored higher than 64% on beer index

You scored higher than 51% on wine index

You scored higher than 68% on liquor index

Which is very strange for me since I never was a big drinker nor am I now, and on the rare occasion when I do it's usually a light wine or a fruity drink with Rum, like a Bay Breeze. And I have no hankering for any type of hard liquior.

Nienna · Jan 5, 2006

Hilarious! I almost NEVER drink! A small mixed drink will have me talking and talking and talking until I just somehow fall asleep. :blah2: :sleep:

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 111 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (83), and liquor (69).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 19% on proof

You scored higher than 48% on beer index

You scored higher than 70% on wine index

You scored higher than 55% on liquor index

Shattered · Jan 5, 2006

Bonnie said:
Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 111 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (50), and liquor (86).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 19% on proof

You scored higher than 64% on beer index

You scored higher than 51% on wine index

You scored higher than 68% on liquor index

Which is very strange for me since I never was a big drinker nor am I now, and on the rare occasion when I do it's usually a light wine or a fruity drink with Rum, like a Bay Breeze. And I have no hankering for any type of hard liquior.

Same here.. Occasionally a beer, sometimes a couple shots (of mild stuff).. Mostly, floofy drinks...

The ClayTaurus · Jan 5, 2006

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Shattered · Jan 5, 2006

Umm. Bon.. can you fix my typo? I tried, but it didn't take.

Bonnie · Jan 5, 2006

Shattered said:
Same here.. Occasionally a beer, sometimes a couple shots (of mild stuff).. Mostly, floofy drinks...

The only time I ever drank hard liquior was Taqeula and I got so sick it completely turned me off to the hard stuff. I can do shots if their sweet, and come from a test tube..
Im just a wuss

Bonnie · Jan 5, 2006

Shattered said:
Umm. Bon.. can you fix my typo? I tried, but it didn't take.

What typo??

Shattered · Jan 5, 2006

In the main subject like... Alcohol is misspelled...

Bonnie · Jan 5, 2006

Shattered said:
In the main subject like... Alcohol is misspelled...

Oh... Nah I'll just leave it like that.. jk Ill see what I can do

Shattered · Jan 5, 2006

Thanky, ma'am.

Bonnie · Jan 5, 2006

Shattered said:
Thanky, ma'am.

Hey we both scored higher than Clay overall..... :alco:

Shattered · Jan 5, 2006

Bonnie said:
Hey we both scored higher than Clay overall..... :alco:

He's a sideways hat wearing, hip-hop junkie, punk kid (from what I've read)..so I'm not sure that's a good thing... :eek2:

Bonnie · Jan 5, 2006

Shattered said:
He's a sideways hat wearing, hip-hop junkie, punk kid (from what I've read)..so I'm not sure that's a good thing...

Yeah I know

But look at it this way, we don't drink, YET we both still had more wordly savvy about alcohol. :thanks:

Shattered · Jan 5, 2006

Bonnie said:
Yeah I know

But look at it this way, we don't drink, YET we both still had more wordly savvy about alcohol.

Good point...We're just very smart when it comes to things we know nothing about. :thup:

Bonnie · Jan 5, 2006

mom4 said:
Hilarious! I almost NEVER drink! A small mixed drink will have me talking and talking and talking until I just somehow fall asleep. :blah2:

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 111 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (83), and liquor (69).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 19% on proof

You scored higher than 48% on beer index

You scored higher than 70% on wine index

You scored higher than 55% on liquor index

LOL YOU TOO!!! We must be more hip than we think we are...

Annie · Jan 5, 2006

I think having worked in a restaurant and having a lot of glassware helps one's score! :laugh:

I rarely drink anything but a glass of wine or an Irish Coffee. On the other hand, I do know the liquours, types of wines, and most mixed drinks from working at TGIF years ago!

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 116 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (133), and liquor (78).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 35% on proof

You scored higher than 36% on beer index

You scored higher than 92% on wine index

You scored higher than 50% on liquor index

If you liked my test, send it to your friends!

The Alcohol Knowledge Test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176

Shattered · Jan 5, 2006

Kathianne said:
I think having worked in a restaurant and having a lot of glassware helps one's score! I rarely drink anything but a glass of wine or an Irish Coffee. On the other hand, I do know the liquours, types of wines, and most mixed drinks from working at TGIF years ago!

Daaaamn. I had the highest score, and you beat me.

Annie · Jan 5, 2006

Shattered said:
Daaaamn. I had the highest score, and you beat me.

I know, wonder if that will get me a job? :clap1:

The ClayTaurus · Jan 5, 2006

Shattered said:
He's a sideways hat wearing, hip-hop junkie, punk kid (from what I've read)..so I'm not sure that's a good thing...

I only drink 40's, Grey Goose, and Cristal.

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