A Smart Toilet Could Identify You By Your 'Analprint'

[Natural Citizen]

They think of everything, don't they?

The idea for an analprint was sparked by Salvador Dali, who discovered that "the anus has 35 or 37 creases, which are as unique as fingerprints," Park wrote in a blog post. The prototype device -- which is modular and can be attached to most standard toilets -- uses a Raspberry Pi paired with a camera to capture each person's unique analprint as they sit down to use the toilet, ensuring the data it captures is associated with the correct person. The real action happens after the person sits down, according to Park.

This Smart Toilet Identifies You by Your Butthole

A team of researchers at Stanford University developed a prototype smart toilet with four cameras that can identify users based on their "analprint."

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A smart toilet could identify you by your ‘analprint’ and detect diseases

A smart toilet might be able to detect diseases by tracking your butt and analyzing your bodily waste.

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A Smart Toilet Could Identify You By Your 'Analprint' and Detect Diseases - Slashdot

A prototype smart toilet that can identify you by your "analprint" and monitor your trip to the loo has been created by researchers at Stanford University. It's equipped with cameras and sensors that collect information on your bodily waste, and it uses that data to look for any health issues...

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[Mac1958]

STAY AWAY FROM MY ANAL PRINT BROTHER

 

[aaronleland]

My analprint changes depending on how drunk I am the previous night.

 

[Natural Citizen]

My analprint changes depending on how drunk I am the previous night.

Apparently, there is a fingerprint scanner on the flusher handle.

 

[bluzman61]

They think of everything, don't they?

The idea for an analprint was sparked by Salvador Dali, who discovered that "the anus has 35 or 37 creases, which are as unique as fingerprints," Park wrote in a blog post. The prototype device -- which is modular and can be attached to most standard toilets -- uses a Raspberry Pi paired with a camera to capture each person's unique analprint as they sit down to use the toilet, ensuring the data it captures is associated with the correct person. The real action happens after the person sits down, according to Park.

This Smart Toilet Identifies You by Your Butthole

A team of researchers at Stanford University developed a prototype smart toilet with four cameras that can identify users based on their "analprint."

www.vice.com

A smart toilet could identify you by your ‘analprint’ and detect diseases

A smart toilet might be able to detect diseases by tracking your butt and analyzing your bodily waste.

www.theverge.com

A Smart Toilet Could Identify You By Your 'Analprint' and Detect Diseases - Slashdot

A prototype smart toilet that can identify you by your "analprint" and monitor your trip to the loo has been created by researchers at Stanford University. It's equipped with cameras and sensors that collect information on your bodily waste, and it uses that data to look for any health issues...

science.slashdot.org

This sh*t has gone TOO far.......

 

[Sunsettommy]

I am not going to analyze all the technology watching a bunch of asses, since they are all assholes anyway.

 

[MisterBeale]

Nope, no smart devices in my house.

I don't even like smart meters, I think they are stupid and not good for your health.

 

[candycorn]

 

[Sun Devil 92]

Now your boss can tell if you've been spending to much time on the can looking at your phone.

 

[yidnar]

Does that qualify GOP lawmakers as Trump's smart toilets?

your ass print changes daily with new rips and tears attained during gay sex .

 

[there4eyeM]

A Smart Toilet Could Identify You By Your 'Analprint'
This would only increase the impression that everyone is an ass.

 

[CWayne]

The commentary of the science...

Well, it appears that Tom is a bit stressed today as that pucker is way up!

 

[HaShev]

They think of everything, don't they?

The idea for an analprint was sparked by Salvador Dali, who discovered that "the anus has 35 or 37 creases, which are as unique as fingerprints," Park wrote in a blog post. The prototype device -- which is modular and can be attached to most standard toilets -- uses a Raspberry Pi paired with a camera to capture each person's unique analprint as they sit down to use the toilet, ensuring the data it captures is associated with the correct person. The real action happens after the person sits down, according to Park.

This Smart Toilet Identifies You by Your Butthole

A team of researchers at Stanford University developed a prototype smart toilet with four cameras that can identify users based on their "analprint."

www.vice.com

A smart toilet could identify you by your ‘analprint’ and detect diseases

A smart toilet might be able to detect diseases by tracking your butt and analyzing your bodily waste.

www.theverge.com

A Smart Toilet Could Identify You By Your 'Analprint' and Detect Diseases - Slashdot

A prototype smart toilet that can identify you by your "analprint" and monitor your trip to the loo has been created by researchers at Stanford University. It's equipped with cameras and sensors that collect information on your bodily waste, and it uses that data to look for any health issues...

science.slashdot.org

Wouldn't it be easier to just count the spins used on the toilet paper holder to identify people.
Like Michael Moore would be 598 rotational squares, Adam Schiff 666 rotational squares because he's always full of Schiff.

 

[Denizen]

Does that qualify GOP lawmakers as Trump's smart toilets?

your ass print changes daily with new rips and tears attained during gay sex .

Thanks for sharing your practical knowledge. I am sure your red-hatter ilk needed to know that their asses were on your mind.

 

[JoeMoma]

Could lead to a new way to identify a disfigured dead body. Expect it to be used in the plot of an upcoming CSI episode.

 

[sparky]

great.... first the 'puter, then the phone, then the car, and now even the toilet is smarter than i am.......~S~

 

[Bobob]

They think of everything, don't they?

The idea for an analprint was sparked by Salvador Dali, who discovered that "the anus has 35 or 37 creases, which are as unique as fingerprints," Park wrote in a blog post. The prototype device -- which is modular and can be attached to most standard toilets -- uses a Raspberry Pi paired with a camera to capture each person's unique analprint as they sit down to use the toilet, ensuring the data it captures is associated with the correct person. The real action happens after the person sits down, according to Park.

This Smart Toilet Identifies You by Your Butthole

A team of researchers at Stanford University developed a prototype smart toilet with four cameras that can identify users based on their "analprint."

www.vice.com

A smart toilet could identify you by your ‘analprint’ and detect diseases

A smart toilet might be able to detect diseases by tracking your butt and analyzing your bodily waste.

www.theverge.com

A Smart Toilet Could Identify You By Your 'Analprint' and Detect Diseases - Slashdot

A prototype smart toilet that can identify you by your "analprint" and monitor your trip to the loo has been created by researchers at Stanford University. It's equipped with cameras and sensors that collect information on your bodily waste, and it uses that data to look for any health issues...

science.slashdot.org

Can the sphincter influence the creases in the anal print?

 

[Likkmee]

Does that qualify GOP lawmakers as Trump's smart toilets?

your ass print changes daily with new rips and tears attained during gay sex .

 

[JoeMoma]

Does that qualify GOP lawmakers as Trump's smart toilets?

your ass print changes daily with new rips and tears attained during gay sex .

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A great way to keep a cucumber fresh.

 

[Bobob]

Does that qualify GOP lawmakers as Trump's smart toilets?

your ass print changes daily with new rips and tears attained during gay sex .

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I like her hand.