A conversation between a US State Department and a Hungarian diplomatic official at the time of Hungary's declaration of war on the US. Conversation was recorded by the Italian Charge d'Affaires.
US : Is Hungary a Republic?
Hun: No, we are a Kingdom.
US: Then, you have a King?
Hun: No, we have an Admiral.
US : Then, you have a fleet?
Hun : No, we have no coasts.
US : Do you have claims against the US?
Hun : No, we have no claims aganst the US.
US : Do you have claims against Great Britain, France or the USSR?
Hun : No, we only have claims against Romania.
US : Then, are you declaring war against Romania?
Hun : No, Romania is our ally.
US : Is Hungary a Republic?
Hun: No, we are a Kingdom.
US: Then, you have a King?
Hun: No, we have an Admiral.
US : Then, you have a fleet?
Hun : No, we have no coasts.
US : Do you have claims against the US?
Hun : No, we have no claims aganst the US.
US : Do you have claims against Great Britain, France or the USSR?
Hun : No, we only have claims against Romania.
US : Then, are you declaring war against Romania?
Hun : No, Romania is our ally.