A Huge Rack!

[5stringJeff]

I know most of the men on here will appreciate what a huge rack this is.

 

[no1tovote4]

Ten rows of four! Damn.

Give the guy another medal and he'll really be pissed. Have to rearrange the whole damned thing to fit it!

 

[dilloduck]

thats enough to give him the same problem women have with a big rack !!

 

[no1tovote4]

Give him a NDM. I didn't see one there and it would have to go on the bottom. A whole new rack!

Crap, no that wouldn't work. I see it now.

Um, which medal doesn't he have? Wait, just award him the Air Force Suggestion Ribbon. Guy like that would love such a worthless ribbon that causes him to rearrange the whole rack.

 

[5stringJeff]

Give him a NDM. I didn't see one there and it would have to go on the bottom. A whole new rack!

Crap, no that wouldn't work. I see it now.

Um, which medal doesn't he have? Wait, just award him the Air Force Suggestion Ribbon. Guy like that would love such a worthless ribbon that causes him to rearrange the whole rack.

I gave him every DoD and Army award there was. I couldn't just post a link (which would have worked better for the humor effect).

Is there really an Air Force Suggestion Ribbon?

 

[5stringJeff]

To build your own rack:

http://armyawards.com/awards.shtml

Includes awards from the supporting services!

 

[no1tovote4]

Is there really an Air Force Suggestion Ribbon?

Yes there is. I actually received the danged thing when I was in the Navy at Intel school.

I suggested that instead of moving a decorative plane from the front of the base next to the barracks to make a soccer field, that they should just put the soccer field next to the barracks.

What is even worse is I got a star on the damned thing when I suggested instead of building a gazebo over the bike racks that they just pick up and move the rack into the large hallway....

(Actually now that I look at the ribbons, it was the Air Force Recognition Ribbon, I guess they need one to give away when they need to for any purpose whatsoever.)

 

[5stringJeff]

Yes there is. I actually received the danged thing when I was in the Navy at Intel school.

I suggested that instead of moving a decorative plane from the front of the base next to the barracks to make a soccer field, that they should just put the soccer field next to the barracks.

What is even worse is I got a star on the damned thing when I suggested instead of building a gazebo over the bike racks that they just pick up and move the rack into the large hallway....

(Actually now that I look at the ribbons, it was the Air Force Recognition Ribbon, I guess they need one to give away when they need to for any purpose whatsoever.)

Air Force Suggestion Ribbon - with Star! :rotflmao:

Not laughing at you, laughing at the Air Force...

 

[manu1959]

Yes there is. I actually received the danged thing when I was in the Navy at Intel school.

I suggested that instead of moving a decorative plane from the front of the base next to the barracks to make a soccer field, that they should just put the soccer field next to the barracks.

What is even worse is I got a star on the damned thing when I suggested instead of building a gazebo over the bike racks that they just pick up and move the rack into the large hallway....

(Actually now that I look at the ribbons, it was the Air Force Recognition Ribbon, I guess they need one to give away when they need to for any purpose whatsoever.)

so was it difficult being the only logical dude there?

 

[007]

Air Force Suggestion Ribbon - with Star! :rotflmao:

Not laughing at you, laughing at the Air Force...

HEY... HEY... HEY!!!

Watch it now... we have Air Force veterans here... like myself.

 

[CSM]

HEY... HEY... HEY!!!

Watch it now... we have Air Force veterans here... like myself.

Pale Rider was a zoomie?????

Yer pullin my leg right?

 

[CSM]

Air Force Suggestion Ribbon - with Star! :rotflmao:

Not laughing at you, laughing at the Air Force...

Believe it or not, I have seen the Air Force Achievement Medal awarded for an outstanding power point presentation ... not just once but many times....

 

[CSM]

Ten rows of four! Damn.

Give the guy another medal and he'll really be pissed. Have to rearrange the whole damned thing to fit it!

Actually, the top row only has three....39 total

 

[5stringJeff]

Believe it or not, I have seen the Air Force Achievement Medal awarded for an outstanding power point presentation ... not just once but many times....

OMG... to get the Army Acheivement Medal, I had to go to NTC for a month, and even then, it was because my platoon was exceptionally good at what they did.

 

[CSM]

OMG... to get the Army Acheivement Medal, I had to go to NTC for a month, and even then, it was because my platoon was exceptionally good at what they did.

You have to understand...power point slides in a readable format are (for some Air Force personnel) an achievement surpassing the defeat of the Japanese in 1945.

 

[Shattered]

You have to understand...power point slides in a readable format are (for some Air Force personnel) an achievement surpassing the defeat of the Japanese in 1945.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[no1tovote4]

so was it difficult being the only logical dude there?

Not really. They seemed to be able to see logic once it was pointed out to them.

 

[Trinity]

Not really. They seemed to be able to see logic once it was pointed out to them.

Unlike some people we know, huh?

 

[007]

You have to understand...power point slides in a readable format are (for some Air Force personnel) an achievement surpassing the defeat of the Japanese in 1945.

Right... and that's why no one has ever been drafted into the Air Force, and because is has the highest of all the services for entry qualifications.

What's a matter... you bashin' the Force 'cause your jealous?