A few words guaranteed to make liberals shit their skirts and dive under their beds

[TNHarley]

If she was 100 lbs heavier, I would think she liked black guys lol

But she's not and she doesnt.

How do you know?

Wait, your question is seriously: How do I know she's not 100 pounds heavier?

I was referring to the part that wasn't OBVIOUS. Good lord you are dumb as ****.

So you think Miss Trailer Trash 2015 COULD POSSIBLY like black guys?


Shit, I wouldve stuck with the 100 pounds heavier as being the more possible option. LOL

LOL

 

[PaintMyHouse]

"Mila Kunis is under your bed!"

That's the only thing that would work on me.

Mila from the front
Mila from the back

Patience...

 

[ClosedCaption]

"Mila Kunis is under your bed!"

That's the only thing that would work on me.

Mila from the front
Mila from the back

Patience...

Ahhh, go for the low inside pitch and 10 years later *bladow!* Smart man

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

SMITH & WESSON

I have one

CLIMATE CHANGE

I don't live by the coast so I don't care anymore.

COAL

We have a coal burning plant near us....meh.

STRAIGHT

Some of my best friends and my family are straight.

WINCHESTER

I have a Winchester 30/30 too.

BABY

Well, while I still think of her as my baby, she's really 21 now.

SUV

A Nissan Armada SE.....and you?

NUCLEAR POWER

Nothing wrong with it unless there are problems....oops, San Onofre.

REMINGTON

Don't have a Remington yet...are they any good?

RISING SEAS

I don't have ocean front property...thank goodness.

MEAT

LOVE IT!

LUMBER

I like working with wood.

WHITE CULTURE

What about it?

You like working with wood?
And all this time I thought you were a lesbian.