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This is funny even though it came from huffpo
Conservatives oppose violent Islamic extremism and the homophobic, misogynistic, oppressive ideals that it represents. Liberals oppose Israel.
Liberals, for the most part, support the Democratic Party platform of fair taxation, equal rights, and job creation. Conservatives, for the most part, support the Democratic Party platform of fair taxation, equal rights, and job creation.
Conservatives support free speech. Liberals support free speech unless it’s politically incorrect.
Conservatives watch FOX News for their news. Liberals watch FOX News for laughs. Both Conservatives and Liberals think that CNN is horrible. Nobody watches MSNBC.
Conservatives hate soccer. Liberals love soccer once every four years.
Liberals benefit from Obamacare and are disappointed with it. Conservatives benefit from Obamacare and want to get rid of it.
Conservatives watch race car driving for the crashes. Liberals would watch race car driving if there were more crashes.
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