I heard a comedian once describing a celebrity party in Hollywood. You got to the party and there were 500 people there. You then found out the "real" party was upstairs where there are a bout 200 people. You then found out the "exclusive" party was in the backroom where there are 100 people. This went on and on until you opened the last door and it was a closet with 1 person in it, Jack Nicholson.