36 Reasons to Stop Me Before I Tweet Again

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36 Reasons to Stop Me Before I Tweet Again
The top cultural inanities that shouldn't pass without comment.
April 15, 2016
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1) "Political correctness" is just a fancy term for not telling the truth.

2) Obama says he wants "mandatory" voting, as it is in Australia. Voter ID is "unduly burdensome" — but forcing people to vote is not?!

3) Obama says with "mandatory" voting, "You start getting 70-80 percent voting rates." Still not as high as the voting rates for dead people in Chicago!

4) Democrats, the "party of freedom," want mandatory health insurance, mandatory employer-paid leave, mandatory minimum wage and mandatory voting.

5) If illegals-turned-new-citizens would likely vote 80 percent GOP, instead of 80 percent Democrat, government would've sealed the borders tighter than a clam's behind.

6) Government freebies eventually anger both those who pay and those who demand, "Where's mine?"

7) Memo to jobless, angry, young Bernie Sanders supporters (JAYBerns): The money from "millionaires and billionaires" you want redistributed was made under capitalism — not socialism.

8) Memo to JAYBerns: A jobless person who advocates socialism is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders.

9) Memo to JAYBerns: Which system creates more jobs and wealth — ours, or that of the European socialist states you seek to emulate?

10) Leftists demand a minimum wage because bosses are "greedy" — but say the same "greedy" bosses pay men more than women for doing the same work.

11) Obamanomics defined: disproportionate benefits for the top, trickle-up poverty for the bottom.

12) The groups most loyal to Obama — blacks; Latinos; single women; the young — have suffered the worst income declines.

13) The "black economy" tanked under Obama. But, hey, he's got "swag."

14) Spoiler alert: If you've not watched the final episode of "The People v. O.J. Simpson," he's found not guilty.

15) Planned Parenthood is angry with Hillary Clinton for using the term "unborn child." If she had said "undocumented" she would have been home free.

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36 Reasons to Stop Me Before I Tweet Again
 
Hell, I tweet alla time. Links to USMB, mostly, for interesting threads. Seems to be quite a few newbs joining too. :)
 

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