2020 Democrat hopeful accuses Kavanaugh of gang rape

[Pogo]

I like Avenatt's other client, Stormy Daniels, because she is so true to herself. An aging whore that will say anything to gin up interest in her career.

The way she was so quick to insult the President's genitalia and sexual prowess to titillate her liberal fans and try and provoke a response from Trump so she can advance her career so she's a gal with a singular purpose.

If the Democrats made a mistake and let her in on their scheme, she might turn in a second.

She's a porn star sex with her is probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Hair Microdigit probably wouldn't know the difference.

 

[basquebromance]

here's how the hearings will go:

Kavanaugh, speaking in nervous bursts: i am just so sorry, we were like on the couch. i was obviously completely fucked up. we were both drunk. i mean, we were laying there. i remember we were making out on the couch. we were laying on the couch together, started doing stuff. and then it was just...i dont even really remember anything after...like...i remember we were making out.

Ford, furious that Kavanaugh would lie to her face: Brett, how come i remember you tried to rape me?

Kavanaugh: we were making out on the couch! the issue, is that it was consensual.

Ford: the issue, Brett, is that you took complete advantage of me.

Kavanaugh: I did. I admit i did. i'm sorry. the only reason i felt comfortable doing it is that i've known you since the 1st grade. I cant blame it on alcohol, that's not right. its something i tried to do, and i fucked up.

Senator Feinstein: did this happen again?

Kavanaugh: NO! NEVER!

Ford: i would probably have killed myself if i didnt say something about it before you went on the supreme court.

Kavanaugh: what about me? i want to kill myself. i curled up in bed with my ******* handgun in my hand.

Senator Hirono: i dont know if you know this, folks, but Ford had a cyst rupture when she was 10 years old..

Ford: wait, that's not true, Senat....

Senator Hirono: she takes her intimacy very seriously. she is not somebody that sleeps around. she is not promiscuous. not that that would give you the right to rape her. that's not the point. wait, where was i...WHERE AM I

Kavanaugh: Mrs Ford, i'm so ******* sorry!

Ford: if i was just some random girl and not your friend, i would have told the police back then, and your whole life is ruined. do you need help? do you need help with drugs? do you need help with alcohol addiction?

Kavanaugh: i obviously ******* need some help. i'm very sorry.

Trump: I nominate Amy Coney Barret!

*the end*

 

[Dana7360]

Michael Avenatti says he has witnesses. I guess the real question is whether President Trump was involved in this alleged train.

Michael Avenatti Claims to Represent Third Kavanaugh Accuser, Floats 'Gang Rape' Allegation - Towleroad Gay News

So far Avenatti has been correct and telling truth with the Stormy Daniels bribe.

I don't see any reason for him to start lying now.

Lets see what his client has to say.

 

[The Original Tree]

Breaking News:

"Anonymous" Sources Confirm that Judge Kavanaugh was actually in The Garden of Eden tempting Eve to take of the Forbidden Fruit.

Recently our reporter caught up with The Serpent who once accused of this sin, now said he feels vindicated.

I asssssserted my innocensssssse all along.....sssssss. Today is a great day to sssssssselebrate......sssssss

All thossssssse yearssssss I ssssssspent sssssssuffering.......and being falsssssssssely accusssssssed!

Today I feel sssssssssuper!

 

[The Original Tree]

Michael Avenatti says he has witnesses. I guess the real question is whether President Trump was involved in this alleged train.

Michael Avenatti Claims to Represent Third Kavanaugh Accuser, Floats 'Gang Rape' Allegation - Towleroad Gay News

So far Avenatti has been correct and telling truth with the Stormy Daniels bribe.

I don't see any reason for him to start lying now.

Lets see what his client has to say.

Avenatti is a scumbag ambulance chaser & porn lawyer who is lying his ass off about The Daniels case too.

He said he had both a recording and a DVD of President Trump.

He refused to show them. Why?

He's a pig and a liar. The Daniel's Payment was for an appearance fee at a private party at a Trump Hotel. She signed a non disclosure agreement because she stripped at a bachelor party there and got paid for it.
Not for sex, for stripping, which incidentally she is still doing because The Porn Industry is done with her saggy tits.

Her money has dried up like her vagina and appearance fees.

That's all this is about.

She has no witnesses, cannot name a time place and date.

No crime was committed.

Yet Keith Ellison beats the **** out of all his women, and your fools could care less about that.

But hey #MeToo, unless you are a Democrat and bitches get pimp slapped and go making me a ******* sandwhich.......

Am I right?

 

[LaDexter]

If Democrats can have a man who chopped it off as "First Lady," then the Democrats are capable of anything...

 

[The Original Tree]

If you have memory loss: Call 1-800-Libtard

Attorney Michael I am Spartacus" Avenatti wants to hear from you

As if you didn't know that The Democrat Party doesn't actually give a shit about Minorities, Children or Women, we now have another absurd unsubstantiated accusation.

If you have lost memories regarding traumatic events, even despite the fact real victims of traumatic events can usually recall the most minute details of their event, we have good news for you.

We here at The Democrat Party care, and we want you to know that if you ever were a classmate of Kavanaugh's and even have the slightest memory lapse from some drunken blackout party, we'd like to help you get your memory back.

Operators are on stand by now: call 1-800-Ambulance Chaser.

All you need to do to get your monetary reward is schedule a meeting with an Attorney from The DNC and they will help you get your memory back.

Never mind that you still won't know where the Hell you were, who was with you, and what happened during one of your memory blackouts, or even what month, year, day of the party was.....You'll recall just enough to say maybe you had some really, really, REALLY Vague encounter with some guy named Kavanaugh.

If you drank a 5th of Jack Daniels? No problem, we have you covered!

Have you had massive hangovers from guzzling MadDog 20-20? Have you ever experienced a Thunderbird Induced Coma and wound up wearing a Man's Tighty Whiteys like a Bra? Have you ever drank so much Vodka that years later the sight of it makes you vomit?

Well, you are just the person we are looking for!

Drunken Blackouts at a Teen Drinking Party are like an Alien Abduction only without all the probing...well allegedly. You'd remember more from an Alien Abduction. There is always probing......ALWAYS!

All we need is 6 days assessing your memories, and you'll be right as rain.

“In her initial conversations with The New Yorker, she was reluctant to characterize Kavanaugh’s role in the alleged incident with certainty. After six days of carefully assessing her memories and consulting with her attorney, Ramirez said that she felt confident enough of her recollections to say that she remembers Kavanaugh may have exposed himself to her.

It's like magic: Meet with a Demtard Attorney and suddenly your 35 year old memories become clear again. It's a miracle I tell you.

New Yorker hit piece on Kavanaugh is not journalism, it's a bizarre political stage show

Note: To wear tighty whities as abra, jusk poke your little pin head through the Pee Hole of the briefs you no doubt are already wearing on your head and then place your arms through each of the leg holes. And Presto Chango, you have a drunken whore tighty ****** bra, when you have no clue what so ever where the hell yours is.

At least you won't be leaving the party completely naked, that is unless you misplaced your panties as well.