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Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.
It has been an enjoyable ten years
Man, you got ripped off. They conveniently forgot to tell you about the "stupid" bonus, where you get an extra 2 cents for every post that lowers the collective IQ by at least 5 points. All the other liberals know about it.
It's true.They measured my brain and it came out as “YUGE BRAIN”
Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.
It has been an enjoyable ten years
So how much did you make in 10 years to troll here?
Hey, Happy Anniversary, rightwinger!Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.
It has been an enjoyable ten years
I must have joined before the advent of paid posting, damn it.
Think it's too late for me, RW? Could the package be initiated retroactively? I've been here 12 1/2 years...
I must have joined before the advent of paid posting, damn it.
Think it's too late for me, RW? Could the package be initiated retroactively? I've been here 12 1/2 years...
Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.
It has been an enjoyable ten years
Man, you got ripped off. They conveniently forgot to tell you about the "stupid" bonus, where you get an extra 2 cents for every post that lowers the collective IQ by at least 5 points. All the other liberals know about it.
Sounds like sour grapes from those who do not get paid to post on USMB
Prospective paid posters must pass rigorous intelligence examinations. I tested in the “Stable Genius” range
They measured my brain and it came out as “YUGE BRAIN”
Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.
It has been an enjoyable ten years
So how much did you make in 10 years to troll here?
Sorry......I refuse to release my Income Taxes
I am still under audit
Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.
It has been an enjoyable ten years
So how much did you make in 10 years to troll here?
Sorry......I refuse to release my Income Taxes
I am still under audit
That's okay. You'll have to release them if you want to continue getting paid.
USMB did not used to be the internet powerhouse it is today
When I joined, this guy named Gunny used to run it out of his moms basement.
Today, it is recognized along with Amazon, Google and a bunch of porn sites as a predominant internet Titan
USMB did not used to be the internet powerhouse it is today
When I joined, this guy named Gunny used to run it out of his moms basement.
Today, it is recognized along with Amazon, Google and a bunch of porn sites as a predominant internet Titan
LAIR!
USMB did not used to be the internet powerhouse it is today
When I joined, this guy named Gunny used to run it out of his moms basement.
Today, it is recognized along with Amazon, Google and a bunch of porn sites as a predominant internet Titan
USMB did not used to be the internet powerhouse it is today
When I joined, this guy named Gunny used to run it out of his moms basement.
Today, it is recognized along with Amazon, Google and a bunch of porn sites as a predominant internet Titan
LAIR!
Then why did the stock market crash when USMB went off line for a day?
And you're still an idiotSeems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.
It has been an enjoyable ten years
USMB did not used to be the internet powerhouse it is today
When I joined, this guy named Gunny used to run it out of his moms basement.
Today, it is recognized along with Amazon, Google and a bunch of porn sites as a predominant internet Titan
The porn sites have better servers and no down time.
And you're still an idiotSeems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.
It has been an enjoyable ten years
He's so special lolAnd you're still an idiotSeems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.
It has been an enjoyable ten years
I AM NOT!
Mother had me tested. The man said I was special
