10 years ago today........I joined USMB

[rightwinger]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

Man, you got ripped off. They conveniently forgot to tell you about the "stupid" bonus, where you get an extra 2 cents for every post that lowers the collective IQ by at least 5 points. All the other liberals know about it.

Sounds like sour grapes from those who do not get paid to post on USMB

Prospective paid posters must pass rigorous intelligence examinations. I tested in the “Stable Genius” range

They measured my brain and it came out as “YUGE BRAIN”

 

[petro]

They measured my brain and it came out as “YUGE BRAIN”

It's true.
Rightwinger posted his real picture in the gallery.

 

[rightwinger]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

So how much did you make in 10 years to troll here?

Sorry......I refuse to release my Income Taxes
I am still under audit

 

[OldLady]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

Hey, Happy Anniversary, rightwinger!

 

[hjmick]

I must have joined before the advent of paid posting, damn it.

Think it's too late for me, RW? Could the package be initiated retroactively? I've been here 12 1/2 years...

 

[rightwinger]

I must have joined before the advent of paid posting, damn it.

Think it's too late for me, RW? Could the package be initiated retroactively? I've been here 12 1/2 years...

Contact the Mods and tell them you deserve to be paid
Tell them Rightwinger sent you

 

[boedicca]

I've been here nearly 12 1/2 years. I still haven't figure out what dastardly deed in my past caused me to be sentenced to such torment.

 

[boedicca]

I must have joined before the advent of paid posting, damn it.

Think it's too late for me, RW? Could the package be initiated retroactively? I've been here 12 1/2 years...

We're from the same litter, friendo.

 

[hadit]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

Man, you got ripped off. They conveniently forgot to tell you about the "stupid" bonus, where you get an extra 2 cents for every post that lowers the collective IQ by at least 5 points. All the other liberals know about it.

Sounds like sour grapes from those who do not get paid to post on USMB

Prospective paid posters must pass rigorous intelligence examinations. I tested in the “Stable Genius” range

They measured my brain and it came out as “YUGE BRAIN”

Oh, I understand where is your disconnect. You were measured on the liberal scale, the one that tops out at room temperature.

 

[hadit]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

So how much did you make in 10 years to troll here?

Sorry......I refuse to release my Income Taxes
I am still under audit

That's okay. You'll have to release them if you want to continue getting paid.

 

[rightwinger]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

So how much did you make in 10 years to troll here?

Sorry......I refuse to release my Income Taxes
I am still under audit

That's okay. You'll have to release them if you want to continue getting paid.

I promise to release them just as soon as the audit is over

 

[rightwinger]

USMB did not used to be the internet powerhouse it is today
When I joined, this guy named Gunny used to run it out of his moms basement.

Today, it is recognized along with Amazon, Google and a bunch of porn sites as a predominant internet Titan

 

[martybegan]

USMB did not used to be the internet powerhouse it is today
When I joined, this guy named Gunny used to run it out of his moms basement.

Today, it is recognized along with Amazon, Google and a bunch of porn sites as a predominant internet Titan

LAIR!

 

[rightwinger]

USMB did not used to be the internet powerhouse it is today
When I joined, this guy named Gunny used to run it out of his moms basement.

Today, it is recognized along with Amazon, Google and a bunch of porn sites as a predominant internet Titan

LAIR!

Then why did the stock market crash when USMB went off line for a day?

 

[petro]

USMB did not used to be the internet powerhouse it is today
When I joined, this guy named Gunny used to run it out of his moms basement.

Today, it is recognized along with Amazon, Google and a bunch of porn sites as a predominant internet Titan

The porn sites have better servers and no down time.

 

[martybegan]

USMB did not used to be the internet powerhouse it is today
When I joined, this guy named Gunny used to run it out of his moms basement.

Today, it is recognized along with Amazon, Google and a bunch of porn sites as a predominant internet Titan

LAIR!

Then why did the stock market crash when USMB went off line for a day?

Jews?

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

And you're still an idiot

 

[rightwinger]

USMB did not used to be the internet powerhouse it is today
When I joined, this guy named Gunny used to run it out of his moms basement.

Today, it is recognized along with Amazon, Google and a bunch of porn sites as a predominant internet Titan

The porn sites have better servers and no down time.

They have better content than USMB also

 

[rightwinger]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

And you're still an idiot

I AM NOT!

Mother had me tested. The man said I was special

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Seems like only yesterday. I had just graduated Message Board Posting School with Jake Starkey and Rdean. We were all assigned to US Message Board. Keep in mind, USMB was not the internet giant it is today, very few people even heard of it.
We started small, only earning 75 cents a post. But we worked hard and earned an internet following.
After a few years of struggling, I received a coveted sponsorship from George Soros. I had now reached the big time of Message Board posting. People would stop me on the street, ask for selfies, name their children after me. Internet fame has its benefits. I never have to buy a drink in a bar, people give up their parking spaces for me, I get free lap dances in titty bars.
Now that I have reached ten years on USMB, my benefit package kicks in. I get free dental, vested in the USMB retirement plan and a reserved parking space at USMB Headquarters.

It has been an enjoyable ten years

And you're still an idiot

I AM NOT!

Mother had me tested. The man said I was special

He's so special lol