Your First Kiss......

[Bonzi]

It was the next door neighbor lady, she took advantage of me .. eh, I didn't mind

The kiss was an ummmmer

Older women are such hussies!!!

 

[Bonzi]

What, no multiple votes?

Have to say I don't remember it nearly as well as I remember some classics. And those I remember indelibly.

Pretty sure it was Kathy though...

No, you have to choose one! No one every really votes though... just like to come in my threads and give me a hard time!

Are we supposed to know who Kathy is?

My first (kiss) was named Steve (which is ironic cause my first crush was also named Steve!)

Well no you're not supposed to know who she is but I'm not gonna splash her last name on the internets and tarnish her reputation forever. Just sayin' I think I remember who it was.

I already voted "Nice/OK". Only because I don't remember it as well as I remember others. Some of those are ingrained in vivid detail, but not the first.

I come to your threads because they stand out. And they stand out because they're not about murder and assault and suspicions and scandals and war and misery and horror and humiliation and gore and degradation and divisiveness like 95% of the rest of the threads in this place.

Well apparently a lot of people like to talk about that stuff.... which is OK sometimes.....
I guess I've been feeling a bit more frivolous (?) lately....

I might get a little more into the politics around Convention time.......

First kisses are always fun - I've had a few duds though.... it's very disappointing to kiss someone you think you like and there is just nothing there - but it's been pretty rare that that has happened. Maybe 3-4 times.....

I love Bonzi threads.

Better than 90% of the threads at USMB.

Maybe 95%

That was so nice of you to say! Thank you "Syr"!

 

[Skull Pilot]

I was a painfully shy kid and a late bloomer

I was almost 13 when I was first kissed

 

[Bonzi]

I was a painfully shy kid and a late bloomer

I was almost 13 when I was first kissed

That's not late! I was 14! But I don't think I stopped kissing afterwards..... maybe for boys that is late...

 

[Pogo]

I was a painfully shy kid and a late bloomer

I was almost 13 when I was first kissed

That's not late! I was 14! But I don't think I stopped kissing afterwards..... maybe for boys that is late...

He's being facetious. Very dry, that one.

 

[Bonzi]

I was a painfully shy kid and a late bloomer

I was almost 13 when I was first kissed

That's not late! I was 14! But I don't think I stopped kissing afterwards..... maybe for boys that is late...

He's being facetious. Very dry, that one.

not a good mix...... I'm so sloooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

 

[Pogo]

I'll let you know as soon as it happens.

God bless you always!!!

Holly (age 33)

P.S. And for the record it won't bother me if anyone chooses to laugh at me over this.

You are the sweetest person in the world Holly.

Holly -- I'm going out to Nashville next week, I'll be passing right by ya.... just sayin'...

Of course, that would set the bar way high; nobody after that would ever measure up so maybe not ...

 

[Skull Pilot]

I was a painfully shy kid and a late bloomer

I was almost 13 when I was first kissed

That's not late! I was 14! But I don't think I stopped kissing afterwards..... maybe for boys that is late...

He's being facetious. Very dry, that one.

No not really I was a freshman in HS and I didn't really kiss a girl again until I was 15

 

[Bonzi]

I was a painfully shy kid and a late bloomer

I was almost 13 when I was first kissed

That's not late! I was 14! But I don't think I stopped kissing afterwards..... maybe for boys that is late...

He's being facetious. Very dry, that one.

No not really I was a freshman in HS and I didn't really kiss a girl again until I was 15

I guess Pogo was making out with girls when he was 8 or so.... ?

We did have a guy show us his "pee pee" in the woods when I was about 9 - of course, he thought we were going to return the favor but we just ran away!

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I'll let you know as soon as it happens.

God bless you always!!!

Holly (age 33)

P.S. And for the record it won't bother me if anyone chooses to laugh at me over this.

You are the sweetest person in the world Holly.

Thank you.

I'll let you know as soon as it happens.

God bless you always!!!

Holly (age 33)

P.S. And for the record it won't bother me if anyone chooses to laugh at me over this.

You are the sweetest person in the world Holly.

Holly -- I'm going out to Nashville next week, I'll be passing right by ya.... just sayin'...

Of course, that would set the bar way high; nobody after that would ever measure up so maybe not ...

I pray that you have a safe and awesome time!

God bless you and Bonzi always!!!

Holly

P.S. What do you mean about setting the bar way high?

 

[Iron Head]

This is lame. How about the first time we all tried anal?

 

[Iron Head]

How about you, Holly? When did you lose your anal virginity? You are among friends. You can talk freely here.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

^^^ I haven't.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[Pogo]

I'll let you know as soon as it happens.

God bless you always!!!

Holly (age 33)

P.S. And for the record it won't bother me if anyone chooses to laugh at me over this.

You are the sweetest person in the world Holly.

Thank you.

I'll let you know as soon as it happens.

God bless you always!!!

Holly (age 33)

P.S. And for the record it won't bother me if anyone chooses to laugh at me over this.

You are the sweetest person in the world Holly.

Holly -- I'm going out to Nashville next week, I'll be passing right by ya.... just sayin'...

Of course, that would set the bar way high; nobody after that would ever measure up so maybe not ...

I pray that you have a safe and awesome time!

God bless you and Bonzi always!!!

Holly

P.S. What do you mean about setting the bar way high?

Well ... to paraphrase an old saying....

"Once you've had Pogo, you never go back"

I know, it doesn't quite rhyme...

 

[JOSweetHeart]

^^^ Got it. And thank you.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[charwin95]

I had my first kiss when I was 14. It was sweet and awesome then lost my virginity that same year.

 

[charwin95]

^^^ I haven't.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

You haven't says a lot of things. You haven't in last 24 hours?
Good lord...... Be honest.

 

[Bonzi]

How about you, Holly? When did you lose your anal virginity? You are among friends. You can talk freely here.

 

[Bonzi]

This is lame. How about the first time we all tried anal?

Make a thread about it.....

 

[JOSweetHeart]

^^^ I haven't.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

You haven't says a lot of things. You haven't in last 24 hours?
Good lord...... Be honest.

I am being honest.

God bless you always!!!

Holly