Your astrology profile

[Bootneck]

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You
lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because
you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are
quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing
but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed
by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and
people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence
and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination
and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and
bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because
you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too
little. This means you're are a cheap bastard. Geminis are
notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems,
which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That
is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.
Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an
idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate
criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving
motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking
attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold
and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make
good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with
reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for
employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores.
All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot
be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of
your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch.
Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency
to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of
Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically
chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.
You should kill yourself.

How many people will admit their sign now?

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

You are the artistic type
True. And I take great pride in my art.

… and have a difficult time dealing with reality.
Bleeding me dry with taxes. Big brother watching us. Sending me to nasty shit holes around the world.
Yep. Reality sucks.

If you are a male you are probably queer.
No ifs or BUTTS in my camp!

Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil.
Fully employed and plenty of promotion. Wrong again.

Most Libra women are whores.
How come? It just said ‘Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil.’

All Libras die of venereal disease.
Thank fuck for that! I thought it might be by a bullet in some dusty shit hole!

 

[RadiomanATL]

CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional.

Nope. My wife says I have no emotion. Strike one.

May be shy.

I don't think so. But they qualify it with "may be". So this one gets a pass.

Very loving and caring.

Well, I think so. But then again my wife says no. See the no emotion thing. So another pass.

Pretty/handsome.

Damn skippy. See my pic in another thread. Score one.

Excellent partners for life.

Yup. Score 2.

Protective.

Yup, Score 3.

Inventive and imaginative.

On a roll now, score 4.

Cautious.

Depends on the situation. Financially cautious? Oh hell yeah. Other situations? Notsomuch. Pass number 3.

Touchy-feely kind of person.

No way man. Stay out of my personal space. Strike 2.

Needs love from others.

Nope. Strike 3.

Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

Nope. Strike 4.


So the final tally is 4-yes, 4-no and Pass-3.

 

[Neser Boha]

Taurus (April 23 - May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination
and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and
bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.

I've been told "I work too hard" and "care too much"... which I don't think is even possible... what they didn't know is that I could have worked even harder ... well, maybe not cared more... If it's something I believe in, am really interested in, etc.... I'll literally work my ass off. Once I read a book about Veganism - 300+ pages in two days and the third day I was a full-blown vegan... and stayed one for two years (from the age of 18 to 20). I went from eating sausages to not eating even eggs or dairy products from one second to the next (which is actually not advisable, as your body may go through some sort of a shock). Yeah, get me to believe in something and you can consider it done.

About being a goddamn communist... I do consider the ideals of communism to be very close to my heart as I'm an idealist and if true and unspoiled ideas of communism came into fruition, y'all know that would be the ultimate heaven on earth. However, we all know that under current mental age of our humanity, it is totally impossible. Maybe a few hundred years into the future... That's when 'love your neighbor as you love yourself' will be actually understood and applied.

 

[PixieStix]

Taurus (April 23 - May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination
and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and
bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.

All of the above is pretty true, I work like hell on those things that either peak my interest or those things I believe in. I have been known to lecture people without realizing it was a lecture, I am called stubborn because, when I believe in something it is based on logic and common sense, And if you back me or a friend or loved one into a corner, that is not good for you. but I am not a communist In fact I fight obamunism daily

 

[Phoenix]

'Cept for that one time ...

So how does a Pisces talk a Leo into that anyway???

Very carefully, with a soft southern drawl.

 

[Phoenix]

Oh, trust me, she's to bossy to like the bossy type coming back at her. She just plays innocent on the internet.

Pffffft! I am the epitome of innocence. Innocence personified, even.

See my halo?

 

[alan1]

I tried being bossy and taking control, but she wouldn't let me.

'Cept for that one time ...

So how does a Pisces talk a Leo into that anyway???

Very carefully.

 

[Sarah G]

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are
quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing
but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

I've seen this before. Funny.

At least we aren't Libra's

Or Scorpio..

 

[Said1]

pisces (feb 23 - mar 22)
you are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are
quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing
but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

I've seen this before. Funny.

at least we aren't libra's

Or scorpio..

hey!!

 

[Bootneck]

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are
quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing
but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

I've seen this before. Funny.

At least we aren't Libra's

Be very careful my friend. You are entering exceedingly dangerous territory here.

 

[Sarah G]

at least we aren't libra's

Or scorpio..

hey!!

Pisces was bad but Scorp's was worse. Not sure if you're serious right now or what.

 

[Vel]

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical
and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking.. Humorous and funny. Can
be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act
before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like
competition. Get what they want.


Hmm.. I'm never impulsive and ( based on my slowly climbing rep points ) have no sense of humor but by golly I can hold a grudge with the best of them

 

[Phoenix]

So how does a Pisces talk a Leo into that anyway???

Very carefully.

Great minds run amok, my friend.

 

[DamnYankee]

'Cept for that one time ...

So how does a Pisces talk a Leo into that anyway???

Very carefully.

Uh huh... and with the Southern drawl, she said, probably poured thick as molasses....

 

[Phoenix]

Uh huh... and with the Southern drawl, she said, probably poured thick as molasses....

No, I said a soft southern drawl.

 

[DamnYankee]

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are
quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing
but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

I've seen this before. Funny.

At least we aren't Libra's

Be very careful my friend. You are entering exceedingly dangerous territory here.

Smack down time...

 

[alan1]

So how does a Pisces talk a Leo into that anyway???

Very carefully.

Uh huh... and with the Southern drawl, she said, probably poured thick as molasses....

Who you calling a Mole Ass?

 

[alan1]

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are
quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing
but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

I've seen this before. Funny.

At least we aren't Libra's

Be very careful my friend. You are entering exceedingly dangerous territory here.

I live for internet danger.

BTW, you have crappy taste in friends if I'm your friend.

 

[DamnYankee]

Very carefully.

Uh huh... and with the Southern drawl, she said, probably poured thick as molasses....

Who you calling a Mole Ass?

You know what they say about a shoe fitting?

 

[Phoenix]

I live for internet danger.

BTW, you have crappy taste in friends if I'm your friend.

Hmmm ... I thought I had good taste in friends ....