Yea I'm new, so what?

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    If that's your attitude, why did you bother posting an introduction? You a smart ass?
     
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    Substitute "smart" with "dumb" and you'll get the picture.
     
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    You are S-O-O-O going to love it here ...:lol:
     
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    Yeh. I think so. There was a couple of guys eyeing it up earlier.

    Yep, I'd say that some definitlely do take Xotoxi's crack seriously.
     
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    You've really got to watch that Xotoxi guy. Not only is he white, but he lives in an area that is covered with white people. I doubt he's ever seen a Mexican. Damn racist.









    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    His crack ain't white!
     
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    If you're referring to the post I think you are, I was the one who posted it, not Xotoxi. The OP said he was "new" and he lives in Southern California, hence the joke. Of course, as I minority I can make jokes like this with impunity. :D

    Just as an FYI, if you live in the Southern United States (and many northern States), chances are you've met several illegal aliens in your lifetime. I have a neighbor who came over in the trunk of a car with about a dozen other guys. I think he said he paid $5k for the trip. He's legal now. Our politicians don't really care about all the illegals in our country so it's just become a big joke.
     
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    I've seen Mexicans.

    They clean my house for really cheap.
     
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    I am SO excited to become a minority!

    I'll have more access to jokes!
     
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    There was one time when I was going to sell some drugs in a rather seedy part of town.

    I was mugged...and the assailants took my crack.

    Seriously.
     

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