Would you inform on a benefits cheat?

What I learned from Shogun this week:

1. To avoid jail time I should ignore the IRS and listen to his advice.
2. American citizens aren't obligated to pay tax.
3. You can tell someone's immigration status by looking at them or posting on a message board with them.
4. MP3 piracy is acceptable because the artists either don't need the money or they suck so bad that they don't deserve it.
5. The guy that reroofed my house a couple of years ago is bound to organize a union and sue me for not paying him since I saw him last.
 
What I learned from Shogun this week:

1. To avoid jail time I should ignore the IRS and listen to his advice.
2. American citizens aren't obligated to pay tax.
3. You can tell someone's immigration status by looking at them or posting on a message board with them.
4. MP3 piracy is acceptable because the artists either don't need the money or they suck so bad that they don't deserve it.
5. The guy that reroofed my house a couple of years ago is bound to organize a union and sue me for not paying him since I saw him last.

1. I have learned that I am a benefits cheat deserving a jail term.
2. I have bent teeth and my breath smells.
3. I am a motherfucker.
4. I am a fairy queen.
5. I know nothing.
6. Shogun knows everything.

:D
 
1. I have learned that I am a benefits cheat deserving a jail term.
2. I have bent teeth and my breath smells.
3. I am a motherfucker.
4. I am a fairy queen.
5. I know nothing.
6. Shogun knows everything.

:D

Damn, I'd rep you if I could.

:rofl:
 
What I learned from Shogun this week:

1. To avoid jail time I should ignore the IRS and listen to his advice.
2. American citizens aren't obligated to pay tax.
3. You can tell someone's immigration status by looking at them or posting on a message board with them.
4. MP3 piracy is acceptable because the artists either don't need the money or they suck so bad that they don't deserve it.
5. The guy that reroofed my house a couple of years ago is bound to organize a union and sue me for not paying him since I saw him last.


wow. with cognition like that I guess it's pretty clear why mexico can't solve its own problems.

Hey, flounder about all you want, Ravi. We both know that Im right.
 
1. I have learned that I am a benefits cheat deserving a jail term.
2. I have bent teeth and my breath smells.
3. I am a motherfucker.
4. I am a fairy queen.
5. I know nothing.
6. Shogun knows everything.

:D

DAAAAMNN.. you might just win the Golden Toofbrush award YET!
 

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