I have a friend who is an attorney and has been since '03. He doesn't work for a firm, he works for himself, so the clients pay him directly, and he has never filed a tax return. He just takes the money, puts it in the bank, and spends it. Obviously, he's an attorney so he's well aware he's supposed to be paying taxes. He just doesn't. One day he will be caught and it will be hell. I keep telling him this. Anyone else know any tax cheats?